Beats Quote by Will Rogers

Golf: A plague invented by the Calvinistic Scots as a punishment for man's sins.

— Anonymous

Golf is a worrier's game, inward, concentrated, a matter of inches, invented by the same people who gave us Presbyterianism.

— Robert Hass

Golf is the Lord's punishment for man's sins.

— James Reston, Jr

If there is any larceny in a man, golf will bring it out.

— Paul Gallico

From its earliest beginnings, golf has been a gentleman's game - to be played as much for the sake of the game as for…

— Tony Lema

Golf is a spiritual game. It's like Zen. You have to let your mind take over.

— Amy Alcott

Golf is the art of driving hard, avoiding the rough, surmounting traps and hazards, aiming straight, and arriving on the green at last, only…

— Rick Bayan

On the Old Course at St. Andrews: This is the origin of the game, golf in its purest form, and it's still played that…

— Arnold Palmer

Golf is the Great Mystery. Like some capricous goddess, it bestows its favours with what would appear an almost fat-headed lack of method and…

— P. G. Wodehouse

Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards?

— Al Boliska

It's easy to see golf not as a game at all but as some whey-faced, nineteenth-century Presbyterian minister's fever dream of exorcism achieved through…

— Bruce McCall

The reason they call it 'golf' is that all the other 4 letter words were used up.

— Leslie Nielsen