Bad advice Quote by Jugi Steady

Mom:I followed you on Twitter? Me: WHAT TWITTER? *throws laptop out window, runs to airport, moves to Mexico, changes name to Pepito*

— Jugi Steady

Fun prank: Replace a firetruck's water supply with gasoline

— Jugi Steady

Sometimes you just need to distance yourself from people.. *Fart*

— Jugi Steady

Fun Prank: Wait until your friend falls asleep, then put their hand in a glass of warm water and throw a rattlesnake at them.

— Jugi Steady

When someone touches your phone and you automaticaly turn into a Ninja .

— Jugi Steady

I hate it when I say I hate everyone & someones like oh except me lol no not except you now you made it…

— Jugi Steady

I hate when in scary movies, the person yells out, Hello? As if the bad guy is gonna be like, Yeah, I'm in the…

— Jugi Steady

Dear Parents, I stay up late, have a messy room, live on my phone... but I DON'T get wasted or do drugs. Sincerely, chill…

— Jugi Steady

Teacher: What's the opposite of laughing? Student: Fucking Teacher:How's that? Student: Laughing is ha..ha..ha & Fucking is ah.. ah.. ah

— Jugi Steady

I hate when skinny people call themselves fat just to get compliment. Bitch! just shut up and eat that food !

— Jugi Steady

Wow this really works! 1. stick a cactus up your ass!

— Jugi Steady

Mom: Why is your room always so messy? Me: So that if someone comes in and tries to kill me, theyll trip over something…

— Jugi Steady