Bed Quote by Rod Stewart

I don't think I'll have to kill her. Just slap that pretty face into hamburger meat, that's all.

— Sterling Hayden

Try praising your wife, even if it does frighten her at first.

— Billy Sunday

Take her away; for she hath lived too long, To fill the world with vicious qualities.

— William Shakespeare

What are you gunna do, snort her?

— Haley James Scott

This is the way to kill a wife; with kindness.

— William Shakespeare

Watching a horror movie and thinking: No,dont kill her! she's hot...;)

— Punkinhead Abhishek

Never tell your wife she's bad in bed. She'll go out and get a second opinion.

— Rodney Dangerfield

Choose to take fate by the neck and shake the living heck out of her.

— Anonymous

Put no obstacle in her path and this will surely die a natural death; obstruct her, and it will give the situation an importance…

— Alexandra Adornetto

You can beat her, but don't mistreat her. Oh, don't believe that woman please.

— Elton John

Afterward, I curl around her. We lie in silence until darkness falls, and then, haltingly, she begins to talk...She speaks without need or even…

— Sara Gruen

If she want me to beat it up.

— Pretty Ricky