Quote by Jugi Steady Download Open image “Masturbate with sandpaper!” — Jugi Steady ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.5 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare
BITCH, how bout you put some sand in your vagina, make them crabs feel more at home. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
On vacations: We hit the sunny beaches where we occupy ourselves keeping the sun off our skin, the saltwater off our bodies, and the… — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
Don't bring your sand toys to the park. That's another bad move. Because I go to the park, and I'm on the Vicodin and… — Al Madrigal Copy Share Image
Are you tired of sand being kicked in your face? I promise you new muscles in days! — Charles Atlas Copy Share Image
Mom:I followed you on Twitter? Me: WHAT TWITTER? *throws laptop out window, runs to airport, moves to Mexico, changes name to Pepito* — Jugi Steady Copy Share Image
Fun Prank: Wait until your friend falls asleep, then put their hand in a glass of warm water and throw a rattlesnake at them. — Jugi Steady Copy Share Image
When someone touches your phone and you automaticaly turn into a Ninja . — Jugi Steady Copy Share Image
I hate it when I say I hate everyone & someones like oh except me lol no not except you now you made it… — Jugi Steady Copy Share Image
I hate when in scary movies, the person yells out, Hello? As if the bad guy is gonna be like, Yeah, I'm in the… — Jugi Steady Copy Share Image
Dear Parents, I stay up late, have a messy room, live on my phone... but I DON'T get wasted or do drugs. Sincerely, chill… — Jugi Steady Copy Share Image
Teacher: What's the opposite of laughing? Student: Fucking Teacher:How's that? Student: Laughing is ha..ha..ha & Fucking is ah.. ah.. ah — Jugi Steady Copy Share Image
I hate when skinny people call themselves fat just to get compliment. Bitch! just shut up and eat that food ! — Jugi Steady Copy Share Image
Mom: Why is your room always so messy? Me: So that if someone comes in and tries to kill me, theyll trip over something… — Jugi Steady Copy Share Image
