Bottles Quote by Will Self
“Regard yourself as a small corporation of one. Take yourself off on team-building exercises (long walks). Hold a Christmas party every year at which you stand in the corner of your writing room, shouting very loudly to yourself while drinking a bottle of white wine. Then masturbate under the desk. The following day you will feel a deep and cohering sense of embarrassment.”
About This Quote
Source Book: The Book of Dave, Will Self, 2006
Treat yourself as a solo enterprise, engage in self‑care rituals, then confront the awkwardness that follows.
In simple terms: Self‑care mixed with absurdity leads to embarrassment.
Key Takeaway
Embrace the awkward, learn from it.
Themes
self‑care
absurdity
embarrassment
personal growth
Mood
reflective
humorous
Type
philosophical
satirical
When to use this quote
- solo work
- self‑reflection
- creative writing
- stress relief
Key Concepts
identity
ritual
psychology
Questions to Reflect On
- How does absurd self‑ritual affect your self‑image?
- What can you learn from feeling embarrassed?
A Different Perspective
Embarrassment may undermine confidence if not processed.
