“One night I'm at a basketball game, the next I'm being held up by armed ninjas. Shit happens.” — Penny Marshall Copy Share Image
Oh yeah? Who's the only one here who knows secret Ninja moves from the government? -Napoleon Dynamite — Napoleon Dynamite Copy Share Image
I kick-kick game, can't injure Nicki. That's why they nick-nicknamed me Ninja Nicki. — Nicki Minaj Copy Share Image
I am the number one Ninja and I have killed all the Shoguns in front of me. — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
Let me get this straight. I can't take the vampire with me because if I remove the stake, he can kill us… — Tate Hallaway Copy Share Image
I have a very broad demographic, from the 8-year-old who knows every word to 'Ice Ice Baby' and the college kid who… — Vanilla Ice Copy Share Image
Accidentally consumed five biscuits when I wasn't paying attention. Those biscuits are wily fellows - they leap in like sugary ninjas — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
No ninjas! How was that possible? Five daughters brought up at home without any ninjas! I never heard of such a thing.… — Seth Grahame-Smith Copy Share Image
We accidentally gave my boys 'Ninja Turtle' names. I can promise you that Michelangelo and Donatello will not be coming out of… — Hilaria Baldwin Copy Share Image
So I think we need to set up an 'American Ninja Warrior' obstacle course at the border and whoever can make it… — Lisa Kennedy Montgomery Copy Share Image
I lived with a ninja once: a black guy with dreads who smelled like onions and garlic. He had a magic sword.… — Lamorne Morris Copy Share Image
You'll start talking, and pretty soon we'll all start nodding, and then the next thing you know, I'm hang gliding off the… — Kathy Reichs Copy Share Image
New Rule: The rest of the world can go back to being completely jealous of America. Our majority white country just freely… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
There’s too much to be done. I need to know– (Jericho) No. (Delphine) No, you d’in. (Jericho) Yes, I di’id. Don’t make… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
“It's long past dark, and I don't see anyone walking tonight. Maybe Sundays are off-limits. Maybe my ninja girl even goes to… — A.S. King Copy Share Image
Booyah, I will summon the ninja. Oh, and take a lunch break while we burgle." "You're going, too?" "Am I not ninja… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
The actual, original 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles,' I have vague memories of because I was pretty small, but I loved, loved, loved… — Mae Whitman Copy Share Image
On the other end of the spectrum, we can't use this permission to sometimes say no and use it as a wand… — Lysa TerKeurst Copy Share Image
'Batman Begins' came out and it was really successful, and it had gritty naturalism. And suddenly... I can't tell you how many… — David S. Goyer Copy Share Image
There's, like, a little move back in the 'Halo' days, whenever you were getting chased, if you went around a corner and… — Ninja Copy Share Image
Rabbits are played. Nowadays it's all about the turtles. Tell them it's a ninja, they'll freak. — Etgar Keret Copy Share Image
