Hilarious Quote by Jugi Steady Download Open image “I'm going to go get my socks. *goes into room.* Wait, what am I doing here again?” — Jugi Steady ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.7 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Hilarious Investing
“I buy all my socks with holes in them. Otherwise, how would I get my feet in them?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“But I hate socks.' I do, especially sleeping in them. They always come half-off in the middle of the night, and why? What kind… — Francesca Serritella Copy Share Image
“I rip off the wrapping and tear through the box Till I end up with 45 new pairs of socks.” — Owl City Copy Share Image
“I don't like socks or shoes. I really don't like socks but I wear them in my house because I can slide on my… — Blake Lewis Copy Share Image
Mom:I followed you on Twitter? Me: WHAT TWITTER? *throws laptop out window, runs to airport, moves to Mexico, changes name to Pepito* — Jugi Steady Copy Share Image
Fun Prank: Wait until your friend falls asleep, then put their hand in a glass of warm water and throw a rattlesnake at them. — Jugi Steady Copy Share Image
When someone touches your phone and you automaticaly turn into a Ninja . — Jugi Steady Copy Share Image
I hate it when I say I hate everyone & someones like oh except me lol no not except you now you made it… — Jugi Steady Copy Share Image
I hate when in scary movies, the person yells out, Hello? As if the bad guy is gonna be like, Yeah, I'm in the… — Jugi Steady Copy Share Image
Dear Parents, I stay up late, have a messy room, live on my phone... but I DON'T get wasted or do drugs. Sincerely, chill… — Jugi Steady Copy Share Image
Teacher: What's the opposite of laughing? Student: Fucking Teacher:How's that? Student: Laughing is ha..ha..ha & Fucking is ah.. ah.. ah — Jugi Steady Copy Share Image
I hate when skinny people call themselves fat just to get compliment. Bitch! just shut up and eat that food ! — Jugi Steady Copy Share Image
Mom: Why is your room always so messy? Me: So that if someone comes in and tries to kill me, theyll trip over something… — Jugi Steady Copy Share Image
The best shows to tweet about are the ones that are hilarious, but they might not necessarily be trying to be hilarious. Those are… — Retta Copy Share Image
I have a really great show jacket from Lavalliere that's really well made, and I have a great pair of Gucci jodhpurs, which is… — Edie Campbell Copy Share Image
The behavior of any bureaucratic organization can best be understood by assuming that it is controlled by a secret cabal of its enemies. — Robert Conquest Copy Share Image
“And after his unparsable response, including a passage where he said he was 'blurring the boundaries between a thing and thought,' she said, 'Thank… — Steve Martin Copy Share Image
And of course Marc Cherry heightens it and makes it hilarious. But there's so many universal themes in the show, and he made it… — James Denton Copy Share Image
“I've always been a monster,' Scapegrace told her, 'but now, finally, my physical for reflects my inner darkness.' 'You smell terrible.' 'That's the smell… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
The cast of 'Parks & Rec' is just a group of unbelievably nice, humble, down to earth, hilarious friends. — Rob Lowe Copy Share Image
“No more tubs for me." I jumped off the bed and pulled on a pair of Pack sweats. "They make me lose all sense."… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
