Toilet paper Quote by Charlean

You've no idea how wonderful toilet paper is until it's taken away from you by an unfeeling universe. I think it's the defining characteristic…

— Peter F. Hamilton

Everybody says shit happens, but dont you hate it when there is no toilet paper?

— Ana

Would you like some toilet paper, you're talking a load of shit !!

— Anonymous

Everybody says sh*t happens, but don't you hate it when there is no toilet paper!!!

— Ash Sweeney

I hate when there's no more toilet paper and I have to bother the person in the next stall to help wipe me.

— Nikhil Saluja

“I want to publish a book on toilet paper—not only about toilet paper, but actually print it on toilet paper. That way nobody will…

— Jarod Kintz

It not enough toilet paper for the shit people talk these days .

— Marqueis Baynes

Life may give you crap, but that's what toilet paper is for.

— Anonymous

Before you use the bathroom in sombeodies house makesure they have toilet paper

— Ciara Leon

You know you're lazy when you run out of toilet paper and use the cardboard roll to wipe with.

— Dane Cook

60% Of People Look At The Toilet Paper After They Wipe :p

— DasHinG PriNce

“cardboard toilet paper rolls strewn across the”

— Rachel Renée Russell