Being cool Quote by Nikhil Saluja

I like getting toilet paper thrown at me.

— Joel Madden

Everybody says shit happens, but dont you hate it when there is no toilet paper?

— Ana

Everybody says sh*t happens, but don't you hate it when there is no toilet paper!!!

— Ash Sweeney

I hate it when people come to my house and ask whether I have a toilet. Oh no sorry, we just take our dumps…

— Anonymous

You never realize you need toilet paper until it's too late...

— Anonymous

Before you go to the bathroom in someones house make sure they have toilet paper…i now know

— Cici Says

You know you're lazy when you run out of toilet paper and use the cardboard roll to wipe with.

— Dane Cook

That awkward moment when you're at the gas station restroom and there is no toilet paper...

— Epifania Savea

I don't like to use toilets - ever.

— Mike Patton

That moment when you just put a new toilet paper then it jumps right in the toilet bowl..

— Joanne Lobedica

You've no idea how wonderful toilet paper is until it's taken away from you by an unfeeling universe. I think it's the defining characteristic…

— Peter F. Hamilton

I don't get why people put designs on toilet paper. its not like someones going to wipe their butt & be like

— Charlean