End result Quote by Joseph Befumo

From one scumbag to another...

— Dean Ambrose

“Dipping a cockroach in ink and having it scamper around the page would have left more legible traces to the average reader.”

— Colin Cotterill

“I gave the black-robed scythe girl a… “What are you doing?” Psychopomp, down on all fours, had her arm stretched under the battered dumpster,…

— Richard Roberts

“This is my emergency kit. It contained a roll of duct tape, a spare pair of pants, an envelope with two hundred dollars, two…

— David Wong

Scatterbrain is one of those harmless little words you use a million times... Then it turns up in a crime scene description.

— Dana Gould

“It was though I had been in possession of one of those small shells with Japanese flowers which are sold at street corners. When…

— Edith Templeton

My favorite review described me as the cinematic equivalent of junk mail. I don't know what that means, but it sounds like a dig.

— Steve Buscemi

“Things accumulated in purses. Unless they were deliberately unloaded and all contents examined for utility occasionally, one could find oneself transporting around in one's…

— Kerry Greenwood

“Squatting upon the floor of the room, without any perceptible effort he passed into the hollow of his hand the contents of the rectum…

— Mary Roach

“Mrs. Scatcherd raps Dutchy's knuckles several times with a long wooden ruler, though it seems to me a halfhearted penalty. He barely winces, then…

— Christina Baker Kline

“Towards that small and ghostly hour, [Mr. Cruncher] rose up from his chair, took a key out of his pocket, opened a locked cupboard,…

— Charles Dickens

A very scurvy fellow.

— William Shakespeare