I have said with as much sincerity as I can muster that if I were thrown into a dungeon with a sentence… — Edward P. Jones Copy Share Image
“The trail of lime trees outside our building is still a public loo. …where else are they supposed to go to the… — Sarah Turnbull Copy Share Image
I always said if I could figure out a way to grow Kleenex and toilet paper on trees, we could pull the… — Joel Salatin Copy Share Image
What they have done in Japan, which I find so inspirational, is they've brought the toilet out from behind the locked door.… — Rose George Copy Share Image
There's nothing quite like exiting a toilet cubicle and seeing a girl running towards you with her hand over her mouth. — Lolly Adefope Copy Share Image
I grew up in a world with my father where you learnt to iron, you learnt to cook, you learnt how to… — John Torode Copy Share Image
Poop humor is fun. If you do the toilet scenes well and commit to them, they can be really, really powerful. — Sandra Bullock Copy Share Image
House Republicans are flimsier than toilet paper, except toilet paper actually has use. They're so pathetic. — Corey Stewart Copy Share Image
When someone follows you all the way to the shop and watches you buy toilet roll, you know your life has changed. — Jennifer Aniston Copy Share Image
One time I tried to use the bathroom in the dark, and I missed the toilet, and I fell on the floor. — Rita Ora Copy Share Image
Dead people never seem to address the obvious - the things you'd think they'd be bursting to talk about, and the things… — Mary Roach Copy Share Image
We actually had a toilet on the sideline in college. We had like a little mini-toilet; we'd go and flush it. — Adam Thielen Copy Share Image
I don't think many people understand what racism is. The intellectuals use it like toilet paper; it's something they can use. It's… — Mark Fuhrman Copy Share Image
I would arrive in college at 8:30 A. M. and go back home at noon to go to the toilet. Then I… — Sudha Murty Copy Share Image
You learn a lot about people when you're sitting on their bathroom floor or on their toilet seat, rifling through their stuff. — Emily Weiss Copy Share Image
You do not get gold stars for cleaning your toilet. In actual life, there is a depressing lack of stickers. — Alexandra Petri Copy Share Image
Don't let yourself fall into 'empty.' Keep cash in the house. Keep gas in your tank. Keep an extra roll of toilet… — Gretchen Rubin Copy Share Image
I do like toilets as concepts. Being a toilet is a job that's inherently demeaning, so humanising that is exciting to me. — Julio Torres Copy Share Image
If you look at the end of a roll of toilet paper, like the brown paper tube, I basically worked in a… — Demetrious Johnson Copy Share Image
My goal is that after seeing 'Grand Canyon,' every person in the audience will go home knowing they have to conserve water:… — Greg MacGillivray Copy Share Image
In our skulls, we carry around 3 pounds of slimy, wet, greyish tissue, corrugated like crumpled toilet paper. You wouldn't think, to… — Eliezer Yudkowsky Copy Share Image
Well, one of the myths early on that I think is one of the funnier things we've done is airline toilet seats.… — Jamie Hyneman Copy Share Image
Oh, I've never gone off into that 'the room's not the right temperature, take this tea back' stuff. I still scrub my… — Rob Halford Copy Share Image
