“Ah, the toilet is through that first door on your right.” — Zen Master Avatar Prem Anadi Bunny Rabbit The Third garden-variety Copy Share Image
Poop humor is fun. If you do the toilet scenes well and commit to them, they can be really, really powerful. — Sandra Bullock Copy Share Image
“leaving up toilet seats is for guys who have sex with their socks on.” — Nicola Rendell Copy Share Image
Hey sexy! shut the door pull down your pants, get on top of me satisfy your needs. Lot's of love your toilet — Brad D'Roza Copy Share Image
If you prefer talking shit about people,then go work in the toilet management. — Luckyflows Copy Share Image
No one goes to the toilet in novels. You'd think none of us had bladders. — Germaine Greer Copy Share Image
[Americans] can't understand that the water in our toilet is cleaner than 880 million have access to. — Matt Damon Copy Share Image
New York, like London, seems to be a cloacina [toilet] of all the depravities of human nature. — Thomas Jefferson Copy Share Image
Do y'all got a bathroom up in here? I gotta piss like a Russian racehorse at the Kentucky Derby with a glue… — Money Mike Copy Share Image
“Nobody gets their period for the first time and has a nervous breakdown next to a Kohler toilet. Men have such stupid… — Jessica Park Copy Share Image
A company in Japan has developed a set of kneepads that allow men to squat down in front of the toilet, reducing… — Seth Meyers Copy Share Image
I flew back just in time to pick up a toilet seat for my girlfriend. It didn't go over that well. I… — Ben Affleck Copy Share Image
Where do you get lumpy tiles? Well, of course, you don't. But I get a lot of toilets, and so you just… — Dan Phillips Copy Share Image
I had a poor upbringing. We lived in a rented house with no bathroom and an outside toilet and that, combined with… — Gregg Wallace Copy Share Image
Lean Pockets, I don't even wanna know what's in those. I wonder what the directions are on a box of Lean Pockets:… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
I'll never have a house party again. You stand around for ages worried that nobody's coming and the next minute you're queuing… — Josh Widdicombe Copy Share Image
“Everyone had taken their places, when I excused myself to visit the bathroom, and there, in the toilet, was the absolute biggest… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
We had a house in Baga, Goa, that we would visit every Christmas vacation. It was called Love House. The toilet was… — Karan Kapoor Copy Share Image
Rightly or wrongly, the Victorian considered that there were certain subjects which were not meet for inter-sexual discussion, just as they held… — E. F. Benson Copy Share Image
I was focused on building things from an early age. When I was about 3, our toilet broke, and my mother was… — Colin Angle Copy Share Image
“One of the classier features of this home was the padded toilet seat. It was high-mileage puffy brown vinyl-colored foam and made… — Adam Carolla Copy Share Image
“This quick foray onto the toilet has been no different an endeavor than any other time I’ve used the restroom in my… — Jen Lancaster Copy Share Image
Online, you're providing each other with the good aspects of being together as far as communication and support, but you don't have… — Nev Schulman Copy Share Image
I'm a writer who stacks cat food for a living. It's true: I have a master's degree in creative writing, I've published… — Ali Liebegott Copy Share Image
“He thinks about it for a moment. "All right. I'll go firts" He takes a deep breath. Do you know what a… — Jamie Ponti Copy Share Image
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