Cocky Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “I don't walk red carpets I walk on toilet paper cause I'm the shit!” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.2 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Cocky Toilet paper
If your famous, you may walk on the red carpet,but I walk on toilet paper, because I'm the shit!! — Frenchqueen Copy Share Image
I dont know what Im doing with myself. Im just walking on a red carpet, OH MY GOD! — Cher Lloyd Copy Share Image
Every time I walk down one of those red carpets, you think I'd be used to it after all these years, but it's like… — Jeff Bridges Copy Share Image
Red carpets seem so glamorous, but you're really just standing there sweating and worrying your hair is going to fall. And in the end,… — Morgan Saylor Copy Share Image
I hate when there's no more toilet paper and I have to bother the person in the next stall to help wipe me. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I like when red carpets are over. I hate red carpets in general. I don't understand them. — Gabourey Sidibe Copy Share Image
Everybody says shit happens, but dont you hate it when there is no toilet paper? — Ana Copy Share Image
Nothings worse than having diarrhea and having to shit in a wal-mart bathroom, until you sit down and find out there's no fucking paper. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You want to remain hungry and stay in a good place as a competitor; at the same time, you want to be confident but… — Lamar Odom Copy Share Image
Before, when I was 19-0, I was undefeated and I was 23, 24 years old. Yeah, I was cocky, I had a little bit… — Diego Sanchez Copy Share Image
I don't know how to fix a car. If the car breaks down, and the gas tank does not say "E", I'm screwed. But… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
If yuu lyk wat yuu see thn y don yuu tke a picture,,, it'll last longr??? — Carolyn Evans Copy Share Image
And then the industry itself was so cocky about what they were doing that they weren't seeing what was coming on the horizon with… — David Maraniss Copy Share Image
Me: Breathe if you find me attractive Entire human race: *dies from lack of oxygen* — Jazmin Thomason Copy Share Image
I don't mean to be cocky, but if I'm never on TV again, if I never make another dollar, I am proud. I did… — Mr. T Copy Share Image
Walk a single path, becoming neither cocky with victory nor broken with defeat, without forgetting caution when all is quiet or becoming frightened when… — Kano Jigoro Copy Share Image
Growing up, my first interview when I was 14, I said, 'Yeah, I'm going to play in the NBA.' Everybody was like, 'Who is… — Evan Fournier Copy Share Image