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“Hey sexy! shut the door pull down your pants, get on top of me satisfy your needs. Lot's of love your toilet”

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Life gave me you therefore I love life because it gave me the most perfect thing possible

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Now is time to sleep in my coffin and never wake up

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Our music which people call shit and emo and whatever has saved so many people from suicide. It has shown them out of the…

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Don't be afraid to be weird or whatever you are because that is what defines you as a person. Don't change yourselves

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