Being cool Quote by Nikhil Saluja Download Open image “Yeah, my kid's a genius because he shits in a toilet.” — Nikhil Saluja ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.8 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Being cool Facebook Funny Funny facebook status Intelligence Twitter
Whenever you feel like a genius, remember there was a time in your life when you were learning to not poop your pants. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
It may sound odd, but the trut his, when you are in toilet, than arise most of the best ideas, how that are so… — Mak_786 Copy Share Image
“On Being Afraid to Use the Elementary School Bathrooms to Defecate “Son, you're complaining to the wrong man. I can shit anywhere, at any… — Justin Halpern Copy Share Image
My four year old son and I were at Walmart and I had to use the restroom. After I flushed he says Good Job… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There is no such thing as genius, some children are just less damaged than others. — R. Buckminster Fuller Copy Share Image
Everybody says shit happens, but dont you hate it when there is no toilet paper? — Ana Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I won't be tweeting this sunday. I have better things to do like bashing myself by following girls on streets. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Men and women shop differently. Men know what they want before they see it. Women don't know what they want until they see it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I used to receive virtual smiles, sweet morning and night greetings. Now all I have is silence, and a blistered heart. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I'm a big fan of all the Boston guys that are acting - Matt Damon , Ben Affleck, Mark Wahlberg - they made a great career out of it, and they found a way to do it and still be cool guys, so that's kind of where I want to be. — Kenny Wormald Copy Share
I have that need in me, I want everyone to love me, but I'm embarrassed by that need, so I wanted to cover it up in my persona. I felt like I wouldn't be able to do stand-up for a career if I was needy. I didn't want to be complaining or whining onstage. I wanted to be cool and… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share
Men and women shop differently. Men know what they want before they see it. Women don't know what they want until they see it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
A girl asks you what you need. The woman knows and gives you what you want. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
We should be recklessly abandoned to Jesus, and just turn it over to Him. Through the support I think the sacrifices will be made… — Stacie Orrico Copy Share Image
The messaging campaign that stigmatized the term feminist definitely worked on me when I was a teenager. I always believed in equality, but there's… — Lindy West Copy Share Image
