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Hypocrisy Quote by Josh Q

“Hypocrisy is when someone shits everywhere but the toilet and expects you to clean it. You're not a janitor for irresponsible people. Hand them the plunger.” quote by Josh Q — Download Open image

“Hypocrisy is when someone shits everywhere but the toilet and expects you to clean it. You're not a janitor for irresponsible people. Hand them the plunger.”

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Everybody should read 'Slaughterhouse-Five' by Kurt Vonnegut. This book is about the hypocrisy of war, told in satire, and is hard-hitting and truthful.

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Honesty in politics is the result of strength; hypocrisy is the result of weakness.

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“If men could see us as we really are, they would be a little amazed; but the cleverest, the acutest men are often under…

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Bigoted people are just scholars who lack any sort of legitimate credentials to answer why they're bigoted.

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Hypocrisy is a detriment to progress. There's always a hidden agenda.

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Want of principle is power. Truth and honesty set a limit to our efforts, which impudence and hypocrisy easily overleap.

William Hazlitt

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It's about time Hypocrisy should be adopted as a religion, considering it's got more followers than any other religion on this planet.

Ashutosh Cheulkar

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I hate a woman who offers herself because she ought to do so, and cold and dry thinks of her sewing when making love.

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One can imagine the look the two lovers exchanged; it was like a flame, for virtuous lovers have not a shred of hypocrisy.

Honore de Balzac

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