Ghetto santa Quote by Josh Q Download Open image “Ghetto Santa bounced a check for a free sample.” — Josh Q ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.9 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Ghetto santa
Dear Santa.... you'se a bitch nigga... nonono... wait wait... Dear Santa... You'se a bitch ASS nigga...i heard the mall was hiring extra security to… — Riley Freeman Copy Share Image
I seriously doubt that the Santa police do an underwear check." -Cora — Sarah Dessen Copy Share Image
“The whole concept of some stranger making his way down our chimney - not that we had one - suggested burglary more readily than… — Thomm Quackenbush Copy Share Image
“Mid-December then and still no snow. Strange Chicago crèches appeared in front yards: Baby Jesus, freed from the manger, leaned against a Santa sled… — George Saunders Copy Share Image
“Yesterday a woman had her son pee into a cup, which of course tipped over. “That’s fine,” I said, “but Santa’s also going to… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
One time I asked Brasky to dress up as Santa for a Christmas party I was having for my children. Anyway, Brasky shows up… — Bill Brasky Copy Share Image
Do you remember when you found out there was no Santa Claus? I was so upset I didn't think I'd be able to do… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
“We were standing near the Lollipop Forest when we realized that Santa is an anagram of Satan... Overhearing the customers we would substitute the… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
If you find out someone is jealous of you, you just got promoted to demi-god status. Take pity on your devotees and restrain your… — Josh Q Copy Share Image
It is not the fear that is uncomfortable; it is the irrational pain that you will somehow not survive this. The dark is simply… — Josh Q Copy Share Image
Anger is good. Get nice and pissed. Use the fuel of your injustices to push you to destroy your mask. Don't waste them. In… — Josh Q Copy Share Image
A bitch is a word lesser men use to describe women they feel intimidated by. — Josh Q Copy Share Image
Keeping it real is not about speaking the truth. It's about not giving a damn if others do it or not. It's about realizing… — Josh Q Copy Share Image
Don't even give a fuck about not giving a fuck. That's freedom. Things get done that way, because you aren't carrying 10 pounds of… — Josh Q Copy Share Image
Hypocrisy is when someone shits everywhere but the toilet and expects you to clean it. You're not a janitor for irresponsible people. Hand them… — Josh Q Copy Share Image
Judge me all you want: Nobody rents space in my head. Fuck your thoughts. Keep thinking about me and I might mistake it for… — Josh Q Copy Share Image
1)Take off on/Roll on=woop ass, cuss out Go left=lose your cool, go crazy 2)Peel back= Verbally tear into someone 3)Defecation of Character (wordplay on… — Josh Q Copy Share Image
