Ghetto santa Quote by Josh Q Download Open image “Ghetto Santa eats cereal with a fork to save on milk.” — Josh Q ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.0 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Ghetto santa
“It's easy to look like Santa Claus when you don't have to buy the groceries.” — Claire Cook Copy Share Image
“In hind sight, telling him all strangers wanted to eat him wasn’t my finest hour. Having to explain to a bunch of crying children… — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
“It's like pretending to be Santa and then stabbing someone with a candy cane!” — J.B. Stanley Copy Share Image
Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals. — Robert Orben Copy Share Image
Did you ever wonder why we always leave cookies and milk for Santa Claus, but we never leave a salad for the Easter Bunny? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“He had a white beard and twinkly blue eyes, and all in all gave the impression of what Santa Claus would look like if… — Barbara Kingsolver Copy Share Image
“MOM: Fuck santa. If I had a million little elves helping me and random people feeding me cookies, I’d be jolly all the time… — Sophia Fraioli Copy Share Image
If you find out someone is jealous of you, you just got promoted to demi-god status. Take pity on your devotees and restrain your… — Josh Q Copy Share Image
It is not the fear that is uncomfortable; it is the irrational pain that you will somehow not survive this. The dark is simply… — Josh Q Copy Share Image
Anger is good. Get nice and pissed. Use the fuel of your injustices to push you to destroy your mask. Don't waste them. In… — Josh Q Copy Share Image
A bitch is a word lesser men use to describe women they feel intimidated by. — Josh Q Copy Share Image
Keeping it real is not about speaking the truth. It's about not giving a damn if others do it or not. It's about realizing… — Josh Q Copy Share Image
Don't even give a fuck about not giving a fuck. That's freedom. Things get done that way, because you aren't carrying 10 pounds of… — Josh Q Copy Share Image
Hypocrisy is when someone shits everywhere but the toilet and expects you to clean it. You're not a janitor for irresponsible people. Hand them… — Josh Q Copy Share Image
Judge me all you want: Nobody rents space in my head. Fuck your thoughts. Keep thinking about me and I might mistake it for… — Josh Q Copy Share Image
1)Take off on/Roll on=woop ass, cuss out Go left=lose your cool, go crazy 2)Peel back= Verbally tear into someone 3)Defecation of Character (wordplay on… — Josh Q Copy Share Image
