I took my son to an exhibition about inventing things, and he was so inspired he started collecting toilet rolls and empty… — Ben Miller Copy Share Image
Rules governing defecation, hygiene, and pollution exist in every culture at every period in history. It may in fact be the foundation… — Rose George Copy Share Image
I'm a person that enjoys having indoor plumbing and a shower and a toilet. — Melissa Barrera Copy Share Image
I'll never have a house party again. You stand around for ages worried that nobody's coming and the next minute you're queuing… — Josh Widdicombe Copy Share Image
“I rushed to the bathroom for every corner of the hospital was suffocating. I got hold of acid-bottle, which was meant for… — Mehek Bassi Copy Share Image
Here in the Netherlands there are towns that take part in the throwing of toilet bowls for a laugh. — Willem-Alexander, Prince of Orange Copy Share Image
“I stare past her at the inspirational kitten posters. There's one of a soaking-wet kitten climbing out of a toilet with the… — Robin Stevenson Copy Share Image
Cancer is a great wake-up call. A call to take the tag off the new lingerie and wear that black lacy slip.… — Regina Brett Copy Share Image
As a wheelchair user, I am utterly obsessed with toilets, and all my friends know it. A simple invitation to the pub… — Stella Young Copy Share Image
Now, as husbands go, I have to admit I did all right. Joe is unquestionably handsome, doesn't leave ragged toenail clippings scattered… — Jenna McCarthy Copy Share Image
I was the only westerner to succeed in a place that's like a toilet, and you always come out of a toilet… — David Reuben Copy Share Image
I literally threw my entire life into the toilet and flushed it to get elected. — George Santos Copy Share Image
We are now in the 21st century: all books, including the Koran, should be fair game for flushing down the toilet without… — Sam Harris Copy Share Image
It is not easy to calculate the cost of land to build individual or community toilet systems. But we need to account… — Rohini Nilekani Copy Share Image
I'm a writer who stacks cat food for a living. It's true: I have a master's degree in creative writing, I've published… — Ali Liebegott Copy Share Image
In awe, I watched the waxing moon ride across the zenith of the heavens like an ambered chariot towards the ebony void… — Les Dawson Copy Share Image
When I got my Oprah money, the first thing I bought was a really nice electronic bidet toilet seat. — Zach Anner Copy Share Image
I'm an intense singer, so I look like I need the toilet every time I hit a high-note. — Tulisa Copy Share Image
My country is in the toilet. And when my country is in the toilet, the world is in the toilet. — Jeremy Scott Copy Share Image
The day every poor person in this country has a toilet in his home and his fuel requirements are met, whoever is… — Yogi Adityanath Copy Share Image
“One of the main functions of a push-up bra is to lower the number of mothers who seem like mothers.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
For some reason, the only Swedish I know how to say is, 'There is no toilet paper.' — Morfydd Clark Copy Share Image
It's obvious for example that when I am Conchita, I use the female toilet, and when I am Tom, the male toilet.… — Conchita Wurst Copy Share Image
