Everybody says shit happens, but dont you hate it when there is no toilet paper? — Ana Copy Share Image
No, Hal Needham without Burt Reynolds has not done well. 'Megaforce' went right in the toilet. — Hal Needham Copy Share Image
I turn down about 85 per cent of sponsorship deals, because if it's a product like toilet cleaner, why would my audience care? — Joe Sugg Copy Share Image
“You don’t expect J. Worthalot Richbastard III to clean his own toilet, do you?” — Andy Weir Copy Share Image
I walk into rooms and I don't know why I'm there. I'm like, 'Why am I standing in front of the toilet… — Matthew Broderick Copy Share Image
A cat is the only domestic animal I know who toilet trains itself and does a damned impressive job of it. — Joseph Epstein Copy Share Image
“There was no toilet and no soft, luxurious double-ply toilet paper for me to use.” — Steve the Noob Copy Share Image
Not knowing you is like having no toilet paper when you have dierrhea. you just cant do it — Tamika-leeigh Copy Share Image
What they have done in Japan, which I find so inspirational, is they've brought the toilet out from behind the locked door.… — Rose George Copy Share Image
When Life rings your door bell and leaves a burning bag of poo on your porch don't step on it, instead put… — Sheldon Higdon Copy Share Image
Well, I've thought many times when my career was in the toilet, that I was going to have to seriously consider getting… — Aaron Eckhart Copy Share Image
The only process you've mastered is the process of elimination, and the only reason you've mastered that is because you can do… — Orson Scott Card Copy Share Image
A toilet can put a girl back in school. Twenty-five percent of girls in India drop out of school because they have… — Rose George Copy Share Image
I'm shy. I can go on a trip for days and not go because I won't sit on a toilet seat on… — Farrah Fawcett Copy Share Image
My advice is before a big ride, eat a meal 2 hours or so before, to allow you to digest and process… — Chris Hoy Copy Share Image
THAT awkward moment when you are the first one to wake up at your friends house and too scared to use the… — Robert Gray Copy Share Image
The hardest thing is when you're in public, and you need to go to the toilet, and someone asks for a photo.… — Julian Dennison Copy Share Image
“ Gains There is no man in the house that I have to try to make happy. There are no more arguments,… — Suzanne Finnamore Copy Share Image
Dead people never seem to address the obvious - the things you'd think they'd be bursting to talk about, and the things… — Mary Roach Copy Share Image
The average human being spends three years of life going to the toilet, though the average human being with no physical toilet… — Rose George Copy Share Image
It's funny: I put money into short films, and I put really good actors in it, and I write some stuff that's… — Ben Schwartz Copy Share Image
I'm way better in person than I am on things like Twitter. I know Twitter is the best and fastest way to… — Nicole Scherzinger Copy Share Image
“Most people die, living their life paycheck to paycheck,trying to stretch out each dollar, as like a roll of toilet paper. Toiling… — Anthony Liccione Copy Share Image
There's no way you can use water to collect waste in zero gravity. So, basically, our toilet on shuttle operations is a… — Mike Mullane Copy Share Image
