Toilet paper Quote by Yankit Download Open image “When the toilet paper is out .. I just use the roll” — Yankit ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.1 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Toilet paper
You know you're lazy when you run out of toilet paper and use the cardboard roll to wipe with. — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
That moment when you just put a new toilet paper then it jumps right in the toilet bowl.. — Joanne Lobedica Copy Share Image
Before you go to the bathroom in someones house make sure they have toilet paper....i now know — Cici Says Copy Share Image
I fold the toilet paper In half and use it again because I like to live my life full of risks. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
That moment when you go into a stall and there is no toilet seat protector, so you use toilet paper and then when you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate when there's no more toilet paper and I have to bother the person in the next stall to help wipe me. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“Are you hooked on the surface wipes, like Lysol or Clorox wipes? Save the container. Take a roll of good paper towels (like Bounty)… — Kelly Sangree Copy Share Image
ROLL, ROLL, ROLL YOUR JOINTrn TWIST IT AT THE ENDS rnLIGHT IT UP AND TAKE A PUFF rnNOW PASS IT TO YOU FRIEND — ME Copy Share Image
My gramps died 4 years ago from a heart attack .. I came in late at the hospital because I was buying dope.. I… — Yankit Copy Share Image
Im not lesbian. I'm not bisexual I'm not straight I dont like labels I just love who I love and I cant help it — Yankit Copy Share Image
Jesus died for our sins on good friday. no spoilers,just wait till sunday.there is a funny twist;) — Yankit Copy Share Image
I dont like to be around autistic kids because I dont like to be reminded that I'm technically one of them — Yankit Copy Share Image
I keep my pain pills in a case made for mints so people dont question me when I take them — Yankit Copy Share Image
“You know it’s the 21st Century when someone TEXTS you from the washroom to ask you to bring them a roll of toilet paper.” — Comic Strip Mama Copy Share Image
Pappu: Muje apki beti se shadi krni hai! Father: Tumhari salary meri beti k liye toilet paper bhi afford nhi kr skti Pappu: Agar… — Aakash Pattanayak Copy Share Image
You can almost judge how screwed up somebody is by the kind of toilet paper they use. Go in any rich house and it's… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Life is like toilet paper, youre either on a roll or youre taking sh!t from some @sshole! — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
There is so much shit coming out of your mouth.. sometimes I get confused whether to give u a mouth freshener or a toilet… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Fuck underrated, I'm constipated. I'm shittin' on 'em, fuck toilet paper. — Ace Hood Copy Share Image
When I was younger I was told to lose some weight because I was a little bit chubbier, but I didn't dream of modelling… — Vogue Williams Copy Share Image
Bestfriends are like toilet paper,they help you wipe away your mistakes..their also like trees,you can tell them anything..even though they are not listening:) — Joekidia Sims Copy Share Image
“I’ve felt alone, cold, and clothed in shame for too long. Let the sunlight be my blanket, wardrobe, and toilet paper.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
It's a topsy-turvy world in which a country can import the same amount of ice-cream, toilet paper and other goods to trading partners as… — Andrew Simms Copy Share Image
You can't put toilet paper in the toilet [in the space ship], so there's a separate vacuum can in front of you on the… — Mike Mullane Copy Share Image
