Toilet paper Quote by Glen Rambharack Download Open image “Q) Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? A) To get to the BOTTOM !!” — Glen Rambharack ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.7 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Toilet paper
Everybody says sh*t happens, but don't you hate it when there is no toilet paper!!! — Ash Sweeney Copy Share Image
“When I’m at the bottom looking up, the main question may not be ‘how do I get out of this hole?’ In reality, the… — Craig D. Lounsbrough Copy Share Image
A long white ribbon shot out of the crack in the wall. The ribbon just kept coming, weaving itself into some kind of shape… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
That moment when you just put a new toilet paper then it jumps right in the toilet bowl.. — Joanne Lobedica Copy Share Image
Everybody says shit happens, but dont you hate it when there is no toilet paper? — Ana Copy Share Image
“The professor swiveled. "Exactly the question! By a trick of physics, the water didn't fill the foundation but instead managed to cut a separate… — Maggie Stiefvater Copy Share Image
“Why must one climb the hill ? Why must one climb? Why not stay below? Why force one’s way up the slope? Why force… — D.H. Lawrence Copy Share Image
Let us learn to accept and appreciate things now, and we'll find more happiness in every moment we live. Happiness comes when we stop… — Glen Rambharack Copy Share Image
You can have a nice body, dress with the latest fashion. But if you don't have self-confidence sweetheart, forget about looking sexy, you can't… — Glen Rambharack Copy Share Image
An Atheist wandering down a road where he meets up a four road junction , he asks a passer by hey !, where does… — Glen Rambharack Copy Share Image
Human rights they legalize rum & cigarettes, legalize gays & lesbian rights, the next thing coming is legalizing weed. Our way of life keep… — Glen Rambharack Copy Share Image
Whatever questions I ask, will you give me an honest answer? Do you love me? why do you blush look away and say no?… — Glen Rambharack Copy Share Image
You have awaken unfamiliar feelings in mine heart. Your beauty cause me to loose my sleep. Your jewelry dazzle my eyes. The way how… — Glen Rambharack Copy Share Image
The rich man in goal the poor man in filth. The rich man lay on his lazy boy leather couch. The poor man sits… — Glen Rambharack Copy Share Image
Lets don't forget to leave enough time for fun! Sometimes we need to take a few steps back to see things clearly. Never let… — Glen Rambharack Copy Share Image
Nobody ever feels 100% ready when an opportunity arises. Because most great opportunities in life force us to grow beyond our comfort zones, which… — Glen Rambharack Copy Share Image
Ok we are going to keep it quiet; don't let nobody know we are in love !! — Glen Rambharack Copy Share Image
Lately I am in a state of mind were I am searching for answers and my thoughts are deep !! — Glen Rambharack Copy Share Image
“You know it’s the 21st Century when someone TEXTS you from the washroom to ask you to bring them a roll of toilet paper.” — Comic Strip Mama Copy Share Image
Pappu: Muje apki beti se shadi krni hai! Father: Tumhari salary meri beti k liye toilet paper bhi afford nhi kr skti Pappu: Agar… — Aakash Pattanayak Copy Share Image
You can almost judge how screwed up somebody is by the kind of toilet paper they use. Go in any rich house and it's… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Life is like toilet paper, youre either on a roll or youre taking sh!t from some @sshole! — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
There is so much shit coming out of your mouth.. sometimes I get confused whether to give u a mouth freshener or a toilet… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Fuck underrated, I'm constipated. I'm shittin' on 'em, fuck toilet paper. — Ace Hood Copy Share Image
When I was younger I was told to lose some weight because I was a little bit chubbier, but I didn't dream of modelling… — Vogue Williams Copy Share Image
Bestfriends are like toilet paper,they help you wipe away your mistakes..their also like trees,you can tell them anything..even though they are not listening:) — Joekidia Sims Copy Share Image
“I’ve felt alone, cold, and clothed in shame for too long. Let the sunlight be my blanket, wardrobe, and toilet paper.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
It's a topsy-turvy world in which a country can import the same amount of ice-cream, toilet paper and other goods to trading partners as… — Andrew Simms Copy Share Image
You can't put toilet paper in the toilet [in the space ship], so there's a separate vacuum can in front of you on the… — Mike Mullane Copy Share Image