A friend of mines call me and tell me he loose my phone number, if I can give it back to him? — Glen Rambharack Copy Share Image
If you are riding on a donkey, and someone throws a stone at you and knocks you off the donkey, would that… — Glen Rambharack Copy Share Image
You know you are having a Mental break down when: You catch yourself Arguing with the Voice from your GPS Navigation Systems !! — Glen Rambharack Copy Share Image
NOW HIRING: Someone to cook, clean, pay bills, and give me unlimited spending money. Must be willing to work for free. Send… — Glen Rambharack Copy Share Image
Wondering if the phrase You'll find love when you're not looking for it applies to money and all? Because let me be… — Glen Rambharack Copy Share Image
God must have a sense of humor. I mean why a man weakness must be a woman ass? When God was programming… — Glen Rambharack Copy Share Image
When a Boy could get to a girl sense of humor, she has no defense but to fall for him !! — Glen Rambharack Copy Share Image
Women are so darn bad & wicked. But we still love you all. God really has a nice sense of humor! To… — Glen Rambharack Copy Share Image
I feel if I had super powers I will be a Villain. The police would always be looking for me, for some… — Glen Rambharack Copy Share Image
I only knew her for 2 months, the girl is 4 months pregnant, and she is saying she carrying my child, I… — Glen Rambharack Copy Share Image
I ask my wife last night why she love me? she said because I am funny, has a good sense of humor,… — Glen Rambharack Copy Share Image
I ask my wife last night why she love me? She said because I am funny, has a good sense of humor,… — Glen Rambharack Copy Share Image
You don't need to curse and shout at them, instead insult them with your intelligence and sense of humor! — Glen Rambharack Copy Share Image
I don't need to curse & shout at you, I will insult you with my Intelligence's & sense of humor! — Glen Rambharack Copy Share Image
God must have a sense of humor? Why a man weakness must be a woman ass? when he was programming the boys… — Glen Rambharack Copy Share Image
How long again before some genius invent a phone that you can stick your tongue out and kiss or lick the other… — Glen Rambharack Copy Share Image
I am not all about sex, but it is a big part of me, I love plenty sex, but I also love… — Glen Rambharack Copy Share Image
I have been meaning to tell you! I been watching you, I notice every time I see you how beautiful you are,… — Glen Rambharack Copy Share Image
Let us learn to accept and appreciate things now, and we'll find more happiness in every moment we live. Happiness comes when we stop… — Glen Rambharack Copy Share Image
You can have a nice body, dress with the latest fashion. But if you don't have self-confidence sweetheart, forget about looking sexy, you can't… — Glen Rambharack Copy Share Image
An Atheist wandering down a road where he meets up a four road junction , he asks a passer by hey !, where does… — Glen Rambharack Copy Share Image
Human rights they legalize rum & cigarettes, legalize gays & lesbian rights, the next thing coming is legalizing weed. Our way of life keep… — Glen Rambharack Copy Share Image
Whatever questions I ask, will you give me an honest answer? Do you love me? why do you blush look away and say no?… — Glen Rambharack Copy Share Image
You have awaken unfamiliar feelings in mine heart. Your beauty cause me to loose my sleep. Your jewelry dazzle my eyes. The way how… — Glen Rambharack Copy Share Image
The rich man in goal the poor man in filth. The rich man lay on his lazy boy leather couch. The poor man sits… — Glen Rambharack Copy Share Image
Lets don't forget to leave enough time for fun! Sometimes we need to take a few steps back to see things clearly. Never let… — Glen Rambharack Copy Share Image
Nobody ever feels 100% ready when an opportunity arises. Because most great opportunities in life force us to grow beyond our comfort zones, which… — Glen Rambharack Copy Share Image
Ok we are going to keep it quiet; don't let nobody know we are in love !! — Glen Rambharack Copy Share Image
Lately I am in a state of mind were I am searching for answers and my thoughts are deep !! — Glen Rambharack Copy Share Image
