Toilet seat Quote by Tucker Max

“You know, I've never been a fancier of human women. But I'll admit, that particular specimen is striking. I notice you wasted no time…

— Sylvia Mercedes

“I don’t know if she’s completely unkillable,” he said, “but she cannot be defeated by toilet seats. I can vouch for that. She wanted…

— Rick Riordan

“she was sensual, like all cold people, as a rule--and we both made a show of being united by a passionate, mutual love.”

— Anton Chekhov

“She'd like to say more, and explain that her years of marriage had so degraded her expectation of happiness that to sit cradling a…

— Sarah Perry

“She answered him sincerely that she would never marry a man who was so simple that he had wasted almost an hour and even…

— Gabriel García Márquez

“She had a hot date instead of a long, numb night with her mobile.”

— Annalee Newitz

“Just don't lean forward too much. It's meant for people to sit back, hold onto each other and relax. The lover's ride.”

— Alexia Purdy

“Somehow taking a shower with her in the room was more intimate than sex.”

— Maggie Stiefvater

“She pulled down my pants and boxers in one unbroken movement, an act that felt as abrupt and strange as this entire afternoon, but…

— David Burr Gerrard

“Oh, there was no doubt about it, I wanted to fuck her. I wanted to fuck her so bad I couldn't sit properly. I…

— K. Langston

“He came in and took a piss in my hotel bathroom without even closing the door as I'm standing right there. I'm like, "Alright.…

— Peter Seibel

“It was easy to be nice to an attractive woman over a dinner table. The despair came later, with children and tiredness and the…

— Nick Hornby