Assistants Quote by Susan Elizabeth Phillips

[Bobby Tom] finally understood Gracie's function in his life. She was God's joke on him.

— Susan Elizabeth Phillips

“Suddenly I remembered something Daddy told me once when I was angry at my mother. “You know how Mom arranges orange slices on a…

— Diane Chamberlain

She’s best friends with my wife. (Julian) Gracie? You’re married to Gracie? That was you? You’re Mr. Hot Bottom! (Sunshine)

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

“All right, sweetheart; here's your last question, and it's a real challenge, so don't let yourself get distracted by these jealous women. To make…

— Susan Elizabeth Phillips

One [expert] said, 'Always have a baby sitter who is acquainted with your children.' If they were acquainted with my children, they wouldn't sit!

— Phyllis Diller

His mother?" Gracie couldn't believe it. Suzy Denton looked much too young to be his mother. And much too respectable. "But you're not a-"…

— Susan Elizabeth Phillips

“My wife was out and I was home alone with Emma when my mother called. She said, "Oh, so you're babysitting?" As politely as…

— Lawrence J. Cohen

“You’ve both got that sweet Hotbox sheen. Looks better on the two of you than the last pair. By the way, one of them…

— Jenn Bennett

“I cook better than a Stepford wife and Bobby Flay, COMBINED!”

— Laura Andersen

You can be my baby sit, by my side Im the fuckin shit.

— Dot Dot Curve

“handed it to her. “Your name’s Gracie Donnelly and you’re a teacher from New Zealand. Gerald asked me to meet you. His mother had…

— Leeanna Morgan

“Congratulations, Mommy," I say, dropping the doll into his hands. "You could've told me I knocked you up." "My bad. I thought you'd force…

— Miranda Kenneally