Fiction Quotes by Michelle M. Pillow

“She didn't even want to think of how hellish it would be if all the MacGregors made her feel like this one did, all…

— Michelle M. Pillow

“I wish life were a fiction novel. Then everyone would have to do what I say.”

— Michelle M. Pillow

“My energies have been drained. Masturbating too much will do that.”

— Michelle M. Pillow

“Life is too short to dwell in the negativity all the time.”

— Michelle M. Pillow

“Do not pay attention to my cousins. Every family needs a couple idiots and we keep them around for entertainment.”

— Michelle M. Pillow

“She’d just seen her dead grandmother and had a lovesick warlock on her lawn. The last thing she needed was to worry about extraterrestrial…

— Michelle M. Pillow

“People should know better than to be an ass in front of writers. We immortalize things. Lots of things. And we take liberties with…

— Michelle M. Pillow

“He kissed the corner of her lips before whispering by her ear, “And that was just my hand, love.”

— Michelle M. Pillow

“Ly-di-ah! I sit beneath your window, laaaass, singing ’cause I loooove your a—” “For the love of St. Francis of Assisi, someone call a…

— Michelle M. Pillow

“I told you, either use it or don’t, but you can’t just dibble-dabble with the bibble-babble.” – Aunt Polly”

— Michelle M. Pillow

“I'm like a stray cat. If you feed me, I don't leave.”

— Michelle M. Pillow

“Confession: I don't want to be one of my characters. I'm mean to them sometimes. Really mean.”

— Michelle M. Pillow

“Emotions like these didn't happen to regular, everyday people. They couldn't or else the entire world would be fornicating all the time.”

— Michelle M. Pillow

“Apparently, the princes had found the only four women in the universes who didn’t dream of being royal, rich and adored by their husbands.”

— Michelle M. Pillow

“I would make a HORRIBLE outlaw. I can plan the crime perfectly, but I'd also need to plan the outcomes to make it work.”

— Michelle M. Pillow