Bacon Quote by Michelle M. Pillow

“As the old saying goes, you do not fatten a pig by weighing it.”

— George Couros

“I want to weigh less, not through diet and exercise, but by acquiring a faulty scale.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I went vegan for a week, a glorious transition until it occurred to me that bacon, no matter how it is positioned on the…

— Erin Loechner

“Do that and the carbs will only drag you down, make you mentally foggy. Stick with protein while writing. By the way, bacon is…

— Chuck Wendig

Bacon is clearly a food made by the Nazis to fatten up Americans. It has no nutritional value, is full of fat, sodium, and…

— Andy Rooney

“Its a proven fact that all plans involving bacon have a ninety percent better chance of working out.”

— Jeff Gunhus

You wanna know how good bacon is? To improve other food, they wrap it in bacon.

— Jim Gaffigan

I'd really like to promote my increasing consumption of bacon.

— Jim Gaffigan

I always say you shouldn't weigh yourself. I don't even have a set of scales in my house.

— Kim Kardashian

I don't weigh myself. I don't have a scale in the house.

— Sophie Gregoire Trudeau

I knew what I was getting into: 72-ounce steaks, shakes by the quart, atomic wings. When I landed 'Man v. Food' in 2008, I…

— Adam Richman

Canadian bacon isn't bacon. It's ham.

— Bill Maher