Quote by Chuck Wendig

“I went vegan for a week, a glorious transition until it occurred to me that bacon, no matter how it is positioned on the…

— Erin Loechner

Bacon is so good by itself that to put it in any other food is an admission of failure. You're basically saying, 'I can't…

— Penn Jillette

When you're vegan, you spend your time chasing protein, and you're eating food that's way too high in carbs. I could never catch up…

— Rick Rubin

“Its a proven fact that all plans involving bacon have a ninety percent better chance of working out.”

— Jeff Gunhus

I know you're on the Atkins diet, but could you stop eating bacon during sex?

— David Letterman

“If the weight comes from bacon you can so deduct it off the scale total to get your true weight. #science”

— Michelle M. Pillow

“It's bacon. How can anything in the world seem bleak when one is eating bacon?”

— Julia Quinn

Bacon is clearly a food made by the Nazis to fatten up Americans. It has no nutritional value, is full of fat, sodium, and…

— Andy Rooney

“As I’ve said many times, the only way to stay trim is to eat bacon.”

— Emily Giffin

I'll tell you what can make bacon better... nothing.

— Chelsea Handler

Bacon is like the opposite of medicine. It's like, "Take that, Lipitor."

— Jim Gaffigan

You wanna know how good bacon is? To improve other food, they wrap it in bacon.

— Jim Gaffigan