Diets Quote by David Letterman Download Open image “I know you're on the Atkins diet, but could you stop eating bacon during sex?” — David Letterman ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.2 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Diets Eating Knows Sex
The Atkins' diet is where you eat bacon for six or seven months...and the end result is that you lose weight. Because you're dead. — Michael Ian Black Copy Share Image
I see a lot of people use the Paleo diet as an excuse to eat bacon for every meal. That's a bit much. — Chris Mohr Copy Share Image
I don't know what would happen to me if I ate a bacon sandwich, but I'm just not interested. — Ella Woodward Copy Share Image
I'm not sure how healthy bacon is in general, but I know it's incredibly delicious. — Gwyneth Paltrow Copy Share Image
After trying Atkins and doing Nutrisystem a few times, now I'm just focused on maintaining a healthy lifestyle rather than dieting. — Miranda Lambert Copy Share Image
Heart disease has changed my eating habits, but I still cook bacon for the smell. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
I can smell bacon sizzling or chicken roasting and appreciate the aroma, but I don't want to eat it. — Ella Woodward Copy Share Image
It's true, you can lose weight on these high-animal-protein, Atkins-type diets, but you're mortgaging your health in the process. — Dean Ornish Copy Share Image
I don't really want to be fat, so I stop before I am. I'm not a vegetarian, but I might go through a phase… — Sharon Stone Copy Share Image
Two things you need to know about taxes. They've extended the deadline to April 18, and when you write your check, just make it… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
You know Kim Jong Un, the evil dictator of North Korea? Apparently, a guy in his inner circle used his ashtray while smoking and… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
It's the first day of spring. That means this weekend I'll take down my Christmas lights. — David Letterman Copy Share Image
There are a lot of New York City Thanksgiving traditions. For example, a lot of New Yorkers don't buy the frozen Thanksgiving turkey. They… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
I can hardly wait until Donald Trump announces his celebrity cabinet. — David Letterman Copy Share Image
Experts say this global warming is serious, and they are predicting now that by the year 2050, we will be out of party ice. — David Letterman Copy Share Image
We make a lot of fun at President Clinton's expense. But this transition is going to be tough because it's been 25 years since… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
I'm worried about John Kerry, he's so confident now that he's already planning his White House sex scandal. — David Letterman Copy Share Image
I vote Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
Do I think there is a heaven? Uh, yeah I do. Like a really big gymnasium. How do I see myself there? With really… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
If it wasn't for coffee, I'd have no discernible personality at all. — David Letterman Copy Share Image
We've all seen talented young players who get to a certain level but there comes a point where that talent will only take you… — Warren Gatland Copy Share Image
I don't think I've ever bench-pressed anything in my life. Until about two years ago I swam a mile almost every day. Then I… — Nick Antosca Copy Share Image
The human body has been designed to resist an infinite number of changes and attacks brought about by its environment. The secret of good… — Harry Johnson Copy Share Image
One day I was running around playing with my son Connor when afterwards I was sweating, tired and out of breath. I was embarrassed… — Drew Carey Copy Share Image
Having an eating disorder doesn't show ‘strength.’ Strength is when are able to overcome your demons after being sick and tired for so long.… — Demi Lovato Copy Share Image
Simple diet is best: for many dishes bring many diseases, and rich sauces are worse than even heaping several meats upon each other. — Pliny the Elder Copy Share Image
Literary tradition is full of lies about poverty-the jolly beggar, the poor but happy milkmaid, the wholesome diet of porridge, etc. — Mason Cooley Copy Share Image
I decided to pick the diet that I thought would maximize my chances of long-term survival. — Al Gore Copy Share Image
What every human being should do is eat a vegetarian diet based on whole foods. Period. That's it. Animal protein is bad for you.… — Roger Ebert Copy Share Image
I've always felt somewhat out of place with other kids my own age", said River. "I was constantly reminded by people's reaction to our… — River Phoenix Copy Share Image
I am living on hope and faith ... a pretty good diet when the mind will receive them. — Edwin Arlington Robinson Copy Share Image
