Diets Quote by Michael Ian Black

It's true, you can lose weight on these high-animal-protein, Atkins-type diets, but you're mortgaging your health in the process.

— Dean Ornish

People do lose weight on an Atkins diet. The reason they lose weight is because of calorie reduction. If a person's caloric intake has…

— Neal Barnard

I remember when the Atkins diet arrived; I lost 16 lb in the first month, but when I stopped, it all went back on again.

— Bonnie Tyler

My diet is like Atkins, but with the carbs.

— Phil Baroni

After trying Atkins and doing Nutrisystem a few times, now I'm just focused on maintaining a healthy lifestyle rather than dieting.

— Miranda Lambert

Hey! D'you guys hear Dr. Atkins died? Slipped on some ice, hit his head, died on life support. The man who invented the all-meat…

— Christopher Titus

I know you're on the Atkins diet, but could you stop eating bacon during sex?

— David Letterman

Atkins - I was on that for two weeks. All I lost was 14 days.

— Frank Vincent

I see a lot of people use the Paleo diet as an excuse to eat bacon for every meal. That's a bit much.

— Chris Mohr

I tried the Atkins diet in the Seventies when pregnant with my son, as I didn't want to pile on the pounds. Now, so…

— Britt Ekland

Bacon is clearly a food made by the Nazis to fatten up Americans. It has no nutritional value, is full of fat, sodium, and…

— Andy Rooney

Dieting: A system of starving yourself to death so you can live a little longer.

— Jan Murray