Cats Quote by Bruce Graham

“I realized that cats make a perfect audience, they don't laugh at you, they never contradict you, there's no need to impress them, and…

— Elle Newmark

“I will go further and say all cats are wicked, though often useful”

— Charles Portis

“There is, incidentally, no way of talking about cats that enables one to come off as a sane person.”

— Dan Greenberg

“that's what i mean about cats. they're always trying to make fools of us humans.”

— Lilian Jackson Braun

“Cats seem to go along on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want.”

— Joseph Wood Krutch

“The best about cats is they love cannot feign...”

— Will Advise

“Cat pee isn't a bad smell if you have a cat that you love.”

— Joanne Rocklin

“Quit it," Kitty warns. "We're not getting a cat. Cats are blah. They're also very manipulative”

— Jenny Han

“Cats make brilliant spies. If they had thumbs, humans would be screwed.”

— Louise Nicks

“If cats could drive, text and launch missiles, they would rule the world”

— Quasi

“She regards me the same way I would a cat – like I’m distasteful, occasionally entertaining, and not to be trusted not to pee…

— Eliza Crewe

“It is not the way of cats to interfere with fate.”

— Erin Morgenstern