Crap Quote by Carroll Shelby

I find that I have no problem getting a table at a restaurant when I walk in.

— Walton Goggins

I had to move the table cause it was gettin real serious. I didnt want anything to happen to the table.. ya know what…

— The Situation

The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going.

— George Carlin

I am like a table that eats its own legs off because it’s fallen in love with the floor.

— Cate Marvin

Fashionably amusing table manners are a matter of breaking the right rule at the right time.

— P. J. O'Rourke

It's always a good idea to sit at the fun table.

— Esther Hicks

I've been sitting at the grown-ups' table my whole life.

— Maya Hawke

Never sit at a table you can’t walk away from.

— Joss Whedon

At Murry Bergtraum [High School] if you were really funny you sat at this table at with all of the funniest dudes, the toughest,…

— John Leguizamo

That awkward moment when your friends table is full and you had to sit by yourself with all these random people :3

— Annavang

I left the table where there were important people and had lunch with my husband and a few friends. The reception was organised in…

— Nana Mouskouri

I think the first table read I ever did, my hand was vibrating the whole time.

— Luke Macfarlane