Amusing Quote by P. J. O'Rourke

I don't like people's table manners. That really puts you off eating food.

— Lemmy

“It was our understanding that we were to be instructing them in the ways of the civilized world, not being made beasts of burden,…

— Jim Fergus

Money on the table bitch respect my table manners.

— Lil Wayne

There are a lot of people who must have the table laid in the usual fashion or they will not enjoy the dinner.

— Christopher Morley

Money on my table,,bitches respect my table manners.

— Lil Wayne

GENTLE READER: You, sir, are an anarchist, and Miss Manners is frightened to have anything to do with you. It is true that questioning…

— Judith Martin

Ask you to please excuse my table manners, I was making room for the table dancers.

— Drake

“ Reminder: good table manners are the ultimate symbol of who you are, and how you were raised. ”

— Deborah Ford

It's always a good idea to sit at the fun table.

— Esther Hicks

If I bring anything to the table, it's the fact that not everybody realizes they're funny. So I just point a finger.

— P. J. O'Rourke

Eating is aggressive by nature, and the implements required for it could quickly become weapons; table manners are, most basically, a system of taboos…

— Margaret Visser

The first time I walked by a crap table, I felt kind of funny.

— Carroll Shelby