Could Quote by John Scalzi

“He wondered how many lives had been snuffed out by that fart.”

— George R.R. Martin

“Sounds like your life just let out a bunch of bad farts.”

— Helen Landalf

“You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you...”

— James Joyce

“Oh God. I'm jealous of farts.”

— Jennifer Lynn Barnes

“I’m not sure how long I lay there, blissed-out and farting.”

— David Sedaris

“Today, I made a log of farts.”

— Esther Pearl Watson

“And like a fart in the wind, I was gone.”

— Rob Aspinall

“The truth is that Leon, like a lot of those-maybe everyone-who trips on acid, never really came back. he recovered but he was never…

— Craig Ferguson

“he looked at me with such vehemence that I felt like a blip, a fart, in the course of his life.”

— Bret Easton Ellis

“He gave out a victory-fart, but although this one was long and smelly, it was silent. His asshole was now a broken squeeze-box that…

— Stephen King

“Farting, don't think, just fart.”

— John Cage

“Shit! He's going to hear every little sound I make. What if I fart? Oh my God, I would die.”

— Amy Noelle