Quote by Kevin Hearne Download Open image ““Three gods, two Druids, and a selkie walk into a bar …”” — Kevin Hearne ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.3 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“Half Gods are worshipped with wine and Flowers. Real Gods require Blood.” — Zora Neale Hurston Copy Share Image
“I saw my real gods . . the gods of most men. Food, drink, and security in conformity.” — Anne Rice Copy Share Image
“...and once he folded his inky wings on the roof of a temple and laughed aloud at men's notions of the gods.” — Tanith Lee Copy Share Image
“And do we also have, do we have … a party of minor deities from the Halls of Asgard?” — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
“There's millions of gods, beta, but all represent aspects of three, and all three are really one"...” — Sarah Macdonald Copy Share Image
“Like many silly codes of bravery and manliness, the meat of my father’s instruction on how to die well can be distilled to a… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
“Hence the reason I encourage you to believe what you wish. The heaven of teh Pastafarians is supposed to have beer volcanoes, which sounds… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
Awesome! I'd just bullied Jesus into doing a shot with me. Nobody would ever believe it, but I didn't care. We ordered the insanely… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
“I thought for the longest time that chicken-fried steak was steak that had been fried by specially trained chickens,” — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
When he said to give him the sword, I don’t think he meant for you to stick it in his guts. — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
“No. See, when you throw up you're vomiting, but when you throw down you're starting a fight, as in throwing down the gauntlet." "Ohhhh,"… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
“The grin on his face wasn’t the affable, friendly sort; instead, it was the sociopathic rictus of the irretrievably, bug-fuckeringly insane” — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
“What sealed the deal for me was that the cloak wouldn't come off without a generous donation of my tears. Those used to be… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
