“So a half-breed goatsnake, a Yith, and a Ghast walk into a bar.” — Catherynne M. Valente Copy Share Image
A conservative, a liberal, and a moderate walk into a bar. The bartender says, 'Hi, Mitt.' — Foster Friess Copy Share Image
“The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. Then things get tense.” — Various Copy Share Image
I'm one of those people that will walk into a bar, and if I wasn't a comic - because some people know… — Bobby Lee Copy Share Image
“Two jumper cables walk into a bar. The bartender says, "You guys better not start anything in here!” — Various Copy Share Image
“You gotta fish or cut bait,man.This has gone on long enough. You're playing with fire, every damn time you walk in this… — Karen Rose Copy Share Image
“A brick and a blanket walk into a bar. And I don’t drink, so I wasn’t around to hear the interaction between… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Aww, whats the problem, gertrude? You mean to tell me that you can't walk into a bar with a $100 bill on… — Roddy Piper Copy Share Image
“When a Dragon, an Elf, and a Human walk into a bar, the Human is always going to be the punch line.” — Bryan Fields Copy Share Image
You can pretty much walk into any bar in LA and ask for Vicodin a painkiller in the same way as you… — Jack Osbourne Copy Share Image
