Quote by Kevin Hearne Download Open image ““Perhaps he'd been using Just for Gods hair cream.”” — Kevin Hearne ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.1 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“And then he'd rub his cheeks with cold cream because he'd just shaved and the tears stung.” — Thomas Mann Copy Share Image
“The stubble made me wonder what the hair on the rest of his body would look like, if there was any at all.” — Vivian Arend Copy Share Image
“I wanted to gather myself together, grab him and yell, “Yes please, for the love of God rub some cream on my ass!” but… — Jaimie Roberts Copy Share Image
“His hair was parted neatly on the left side in a way that he would have found absolutely horrifying.” — John Green Copy Share Image
“You don’t have to primp for God. He thinks you’re gorgeous, even on the bad hair days.” — Janice Thompson Copy Share Image
“I know I'm going to shred the skin off your face and turn it into hair ribbons.” — Alexandra Bracken Copy Share Image
“Why?” I asked him quietly. “Why were you taking essence from the boy?” “H-he… He had so much. I didn’t think it would hurt… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
“When I couldn’t grow a full beard I took it as a sign from God to grow a mustache instead.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Like many silly codes of bravery and manliness, the meat of my father’s instruction on how to die well can be distilled to a… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
“Hence the reason I encourage you to believe what you wish. The heaven of teh Pastafarians is supposed to have beer volcanoes, which sounds… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
Awesome! I'd just bullied Jesus into doing a shot with me. Nobody would ever believe it, but I didn't care. We ordered the insanely… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
“I thought for the longest time that chicken-fried steak was steak that had been fried by specially trained chickens,” — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
When he said to give him the sword, I don’t think he meant for you to stick it in his guts. — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
“No. See, when you throw up you're vomiting, but when you throw down you're starting a fight, as in throwing down the gauntlet." "Ohhhh,"… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
“The grin on his face wasn’t the affable, friendly sort; instead, it was the sociopathic rictus of the irretrievably, bug-fuckeringly insane” — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
“What sealed the deal for me was that the cloak wouldn't come off without a generous donation of my tears. Those used to be… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
