Good humor Quote by Kevin Hearne

“It sounds like these guys would be filed under Assholes Who Do Evil Shit in My Name.” “Jesus. I mean, wow. That’s the name…

— Kevin Hearne

“(Jesus speaking) "An awful lot of what is done in my name has nothing to do with me and is often, even if unintentional,…

— William P. Young

“Jesus is great -- is there a better role model? No. It's religion, it's the people who get in between -- the bureaucracy, you…

— Bill Maher

“There is no Jesus here these days just Come all you fucking lads. I’ll have you every one any day. Breakfast dinner lunch and…

— Eimear McBride

“Only that Name, the name of Jesus, is worth praising in the middle of your situation.”

— Terry Law

“All you shitheads need Jesus so far as I'm concerned.”

— Abigail Roux

“Now i'm getting loved by a guy named Jesus!”

— Rucka Rucka Ali

“If we must have a Jesus let us have a legitimate Jesus.”

— James Joyce

“All those Jesus freaks ever had to do was listen to my records, and it would have been obvious. But they just wanted to…

— Ozzy Osbourne

“Jesus was a good guy, he didn't need this shit.”

— John Prine

“Jesus saves. But as soon as that’s out of the way, just hand the whole business back to us to run, and we’ll call…

— Michael Spencer

“It is in Jesus’ name that desperate people pray, grateful people worship, and angry people swear. From christenings to weddings to sickrooms to funerals,…

— John Ortberg