Depression is a prison to which you have the key except you never think to look for it. — Kevin Hearne Crime Copy Share Image
“Druids were supposed to be forces of preservation, not destruction, and I could not dance around the fact that my stupid pride… — Kevin Hearne Druids Copy Share Image
“Missing people in our lives are like wounds we reopen with thoughts.” — Kevin Hearne Missing people Copy Share Image
“It's not like the Middle Ages, when you had the Church and the aristocracy keeping everything nice and stagnant.” — Kevin Hearne Humor Copy Share Image
Monty Python is like catnip for nerds. Once you get them started quoting it, they are constitutionally incapable of feeling depressed. — Kevin Hearne Feeling depressed Copy Share Image
“It's all Irish politics." Hal looked at me sharply and shook a finger in my face. "That's bloody dangerous, getting involved in… — Kevin Hearne Politics Copy Share Image
The royal hound's belly demands rubbing. Step lively, humans, neglect me not." ~Oberon — Kevin Hearne Belly Copy Share Image
“there’s no damsel with a tragic history in there? With a name like the Three Craftsmen, they each should build something awesome… — Kevin Hearne History Copy Share Image
“What if one of your customers hears us talking about covers and such things?" "We're in the perfect place to talk of… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
“You don't even know if she really likes you, Oberon said as we exited and I unlocked my bike. She could be… — Kevin Hearne Customer service Copy Share Image
“My hens all died and my plow is broke My well is dry and my yak just croaked My farm’s all rotted… — Kevin Hearne Boots Copy Share Image
“You can be told that reading Victor Hugo will sap your will to live, but you can’t understand what that means until… — Kevin Hearne Ur Eyes Copy Share Image
I can't spend too much time in the forests because I invariably leave traces-ridiculously happy trees, basically, since I'm the last Druid… — Kevin Hearne Druids Copy Share Image
“If only someone else hadn’t done that. I hoped she would learn sooner, rather than later, that you can’t unchoose anyone’s choices,… — Kevin Hearne Time Copy Share Image
“the universe is exactly the size that your soul can encompass. Some people live in extremely small worlds, and some live in… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
“But, look, it is good to have a dream so long as you do not let it gnaw at the substance of… — Kevin Hearne Business Copy Share Image
“I pushed myself forward and rose cautiously to my feet. A draft from the aft signaled that my dressing gown was open,… — Kevin Hearne Baked goods Copy Share Image
“He could focus my attention on how perfectly sublime life can be at times. Such moments are ephemeral, and without his guidance… — Kevin Hearne Life Copy Share Image
“My first time in Madagascar was awesome because lemurs are kind of funny; they throw fruit at the back of your head… — Kevin Hearne First time Copy Share Image
“...underneath their human guises, they looked like the typical faery - that is, no wings, scantily clad and kind of man-pretty like… — Kevin Hearne Druid Copy Share Image
Turns out that once you kill a god, people want to talk to you. Paranormal insurance salesmen with special "godslayer" term life… — Kevin Hearne Armor Copy Share Image
“the bog was already bigger than a king’s ego and at night darker and more dangerous than a badger’s arsehole—ye just really… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
