“There is heroism to be found in great battles, it is true; warriors with stable knees who fight and know that they… — Kevin Hearne Common man Copy Share Image
“When there's blood involved, you always use every advantage you have to make sure it's theirs that spills and not yours. If… — Kevin Hearne Death Copy Share Image
... we banked around until we found a rainbow in the dark. It was on this occasion that I discovered that Granuaile… — Kevin Hearne Bridges Copy Share Image
“Morrigan "What are guilt ferrets:" Atticus "They're bastards. They cling to your neck and tickle and bite and generally make you miserable,… — Kevin Hearne Bastards Copy Share Image
“Law is all that separates us from barbarism and the howling within; it is a necessary leash on our darker natures. The… — Kevin Hearne Law and order Copy Share Image
“it shall be called the Triple Nonfat Double Bacon Five-Cheese Mocha!”>” — Kevin Hearne Mocha Copy Share Image
She switched from ecstasy to embarrassment at about Mach five. — Kevin Hearne Ecstasy Copy Share Image
“That wasn't English she was speaking: it was the language of diplomacy.” — Kevin Hearne Language Copy Share Image
“not complaining. I’m lobbying. It’s this whole other word.>” — Kevin Hearne Complaining Copy Share Image
“Oberon "Holy revelations Druidman! She's on to us!" Atticus "Gods below, I think you're right! Quick, to the Geekmobile!” — Kevin Hearne Batman-inuendos-humor Copy Share Image
Peace be with you," I said, and as I turned to resume my journey with Coyote, I added under my breath, "and… — Kevin Hearne Coyotes Copy Share Image
“Oberon Atticus "Gods below, I think you're right. Quick, to the Geekmobile!” — Kevin Hearne Atticus Copy Share Image
“Don’t hate the Meat Lord, Atticus. Just offer him steak sauce and words of praise.” — Kevin Hearne Atticus Copy Share Image
“for now, bread and mead call us, appetites whetted, to witness what I have been nursing, encased in iron, licked by flame,… — Kevin Hearne Appetites Copy Share Image
I hoped you would consider it seriously instead of laughing at it.' 'Mr. Chamkanni said much the same thing in bed the… — Kevin Hearne Bed Copy Share Image
“Cool. Can we watch one last movie first?" "All right, buddy. What'll it be?" "I think The Boondock Saints, because the Irish… — Kevin Hearne Film Copy Share Image
“It sounds like these guys would be filed under Assholes Who Do Evil Shit in My Name.” “Jesus. I mean, wow. That’s… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
Atticus "What's this religion going to be called?" Oberon "Poochism" A:"and the name of this holy writ I will be typing for… — Kevin Hearne Fleas Copy Share Image
“An Druides be, thanne answere me: whos love in Eire is moste fyn and fre?" Herne "whether in bedde or in feeld… — Kevin Hearne Greet Copy Share Image
“When Kevin Costner asks his dad at the end if he’d like to have a catch, I just completely lose my shit.… — Kevin Hearne Dad Copy Share Image
There are some sights that, once seen, can never be unseen. They replay themselves on a loop in your mind’s home-theatre system… — Kevin Hearne Desperate Copy Share Image
“Witches and I generally don't get along. Druids look at the tapestry of nature and try to make sure the weave of… — Kevin Hearne Druids Copy Share Image
Brighid’s eyes flashed with a blue flame, and I wondered if she had learned to do that just so she could compete… — Kevin Hearne Barista Copy Share Image
“Lord Bacchus, can you hear me? Nod if you can hear me." Bacchus dropped his hands and nodded. "You have never killed… — Kevin Hearne Bacchus Copy Share Image
“Hamlet promised himself he’d throw down afterward, but I think perhaps when he said, “From this time forth, my thoughts be bloody,… — Kevin Hearne Fight Copy Share Image
You are telling me that your lawyer is a bloodsucking vampire? — Kevin Hearne Lawyer Copy Share Image
“Granuaile shook her head. "No, it's gross. You are such a guy sometimes." Isn't he a guy all the time? (Oberon) She's… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
