Quote by Kevin Hearne Download Open image ““Don’t hate the Meat Lord, Atticus. Just offer him steak sauce and words of praise.”” — Kevin Hearne ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.1 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“Don't eat a beefsteak. If you do the eyes of that cow will pursue you through all eternity.” — James Joyce Copy Share Image
“Anger's my meat; I sup upon myself, And so shall starve with feeding.” — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
“There is only one right way to eat a steak - with greed in your heart and a smile on your face.” — Soumeet Lanka Copy Share Image
“I think that anyone who eats meat should visit a slaughterhouse at least once in their life, just to see what goes on. It’s… — Ozzy Osbourne Copy Share Image
“Some hae meat and canna eat, and some wad eat that want it. But we hae meat, and we can eat, Sae let the… — Jacqueline Winspear Copy Share Image
“I got my hands under the breasts, lifted them. Tons of meat. Meat without mouth or eye. MEAT MEAT MEAT. i slammed it into my mouth and flew into heaven.” — Charles Bukowski Copy Share
“The butcher died, and he requested to be cremated. But I don’t want to burn him, because I like my meat medium rare.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Like many silly codes of bravery and manliness, the meat of my father’s instruction on how to die well can be distilled to a… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
“Hence the reason I encourage you to believe what you wish. The heaven of teh Pastafarians is supposed to have beer volcanoes, which sounds… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
Awesome! I'd just bullied Jesus into doing a shot with me. Nobody would ever believe it, but I didn't care. We ordered the insanely… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
“I thought for the longest time that chicken-fried steak was steak that had been fried by specially trained chickens,” — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
When he said to give him the sword, I don’t think he meant for you to stick it in his guts. — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
“No. See, when you throw up you're vomiting, but when you throw down you're starting a fight, as in throwing down the gauntlet." "Ohhhh,"… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
“The grin on his face wasn’t the affable, friendly sort; instead, it was the sociopathic rictus of the irretrievably, bug-fuckeringly insane” — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
“What sealed the deal for me was that the cloak wouldn't come off without a generous donation of my tears. Those used to be… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
