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Barista Quote by Kevin Hearne

“Brighid’s eyes flashed with a blue flame, and I wondered if she had learned to do that just so she could compete with the Morrigan’s red flashes. Maybe I should try to figure out how to make my eyes flash green so I could freak out the baristas at Starbucks. “No, you foolish mortal,” I’d say as my…” quote by Kevin Hearne
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“Brighid’s eyes flashed with a blue flame, and I wondered if she had learned to do that just so she could compete with the Morrigan’s red flashes. Maybe I should try to figure out how to make my eyes flash green so I could freak out the baristas at Starbucks. “No, you foolish mortal,” I’d say as my eyes glowed, “I ordered a nonfat latte.”

Kevin Hearne

About This Quote

Source Novel: The Iron Druid Chronicles, 2010s

A character imagines using magical eye colors to outshine rivals and cause mischief.

In simple terms: Using flashy tricks to impress or intimidate others.

Key Takeaway

Think before using gimmicks to impress.

Themes

competition magic prankster

Mood

playful mischievous

Type

fictional humorous

When to use this quote

  • college parties
  • online streaming
  • barista interactions
  • costume events

Key Concepts

mythology selfexpression social dynamics

Questions to Reflect On

  • What impression do you want to make?
  • Is flashiness more effective than authenticity?
A Different Perspective

May cause unintended offense or safety concerns.

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