Barista Quote by Taylor Swift

“ 'Venti caramel macchiato, please,' he said. 'Hold the snobbery.' The barista laughed and hit buttons on his register. 'You sure? We're having a…

— S.W. Vaughn

Someone stole my wallet last week. The guy called me up and he was mad at me. He was like 'you gotta get your…

— Mike Birbiglia

“I bought a five-pound sack of sugar. Now I just need to buy a cup of coffee to dump it in.”

— Jarod Kintz

“It's so funny because I haven't set foot in a grocery store in years, you know. And that's so embarrassing...I kept going, 'What's this?'…

— Janet Jackson

I shopped at Harrods and Louis Vuitton, as they were top on my priority list. And that's when a friendly shopkeeper told me that…

— Pranitha Subhash

“I bought my groceries and they included free bags!”

— Jarod Kintz

“I don't know what's going on with you,' the man says from across the counter, 'but I'm not taking your money.' He blows into…

— Jay Asher

I forgot my purse of laughter when I dressed this mornin'," she told me. "Have you not bought anythin' the last few days? Prices…

— Tamora Pierce

“many ratty Kmart bras I needed to replace with ones that could actually hold my tits up; so many albums with actual liner notes…

— Samantha Irby

Well, it's not my fault that you can't manage your money.' You threw away my purse.' I thought it was an enemy.

— Obert Skye

I get carded for soda, you know, when I go to the supermarket. I mean, they card me for everything. You know, I can't…

— Macaulay Culkin

“Finally, with a last glance around the store, I pushed out the door, which had a quaint old-time bell on an armature. I looked…

— Jeffery Deaver