Batman-inuendos-humor Quote by Kevin Hearne Download Open image ““Oberon Atticus "Gods below, I think you're right. Quick, to the Geekmobile!”” — Kevin Hearne ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.4 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Batman-inuendos-humor
“Oberon "Holy revelations Druidman! She's on to us!" Atticus "Gods below, I think you're right! Quick, to the Geekmobile!” — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
“Atticus "three kinds of cat shit, Oberon." Oberon "and an arrogant family of squirrels.” — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
“Oberon "one day Atticus was amazed to discover that when Jupiter said "As you wish," what he really meant was "I love you.” — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
Atticus "What's this religion going to be called?" Oberon "Poochism" A:"and the name of this holy writ I will be typing for you?" O:"The… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
Oh. Oberon looked at me. I know that has to make you sad. But call to me instead, Atticus. I'll always answer. Your fly… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
Hercules,huh? Percy frowned. "That guy was like the Starbucks of Ancient Greece. Everywhere you turn--there he is. — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
“I was proceeding on the dim theory, aside from the innate attractiveness of such words, that if Atticus discovered I had picked them up… — Harper Lee Copy Share Image
“So if the gods fight,' I said, 'will things line up the way they did with the Trojan War? Will it be Athena versus… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
“Like many silly codes of bravery and manliness, the meat of my father’s instruction on how to die well can be distilled to a… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
“Hence the reason I encourage you to believe what you wish. The heaven of teh Pastafarians is supposed to have beer volcanoes, which sounds… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
Awesome! I'd just bullied Jesus into doing a shot with me. Nobody would ever believe it, but I didn't care. We ordered the insanely… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
“I thought for the longest time that chicken-fried steak was steak that had been fried by specially trained chickens,” — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
When he said to give him the sword, I don’t think he meant for you to stick it in his guts. — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
“No. See, when you throw up you're vomiting, but when you throw down you're starting a fight, as in throwing down the gauntlet." "Ohhhh,"… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
“The grin on his face wasn’t the affable, friendly sort; instead, it was the sociopathic rictus of the irretrievably, bug-fuckeringly insane” — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
“What sealed the deal for me was that the cloak wouldn't come off without a generous donation of my tears. Those used to be… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
“Oberon "Holy revelations Druidman! She's on to us!" Atticus "Gods below, I think you're right! Quick, to the Geekmobile!” — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
