“Thunder gods don't hide." The Russian shrugged. "I am not like Thor. I have Russian depth of character. And I like to… — Kevin Hearne Help people Copy Share Image
“Dude. If that was a Shakespearean quote duel, he just kicked your ass.” — Kevin Hearne Atticus Copy Share Image
“I don’t have enough information to make a rational decision. It’s like you’re asking me to order a drink according to how… — Kevin Hearne Decision making Copy Share Image
I yawned and stretched luxuriously in the morning. I make noises when I stretch because it feels ten times better than stretching… — Kevin Hearne Feels Copy Share Image
“I have been around long enough to discount most superstitions for what they are: I was around when many of them began… — Kevin Hearne Atticus-finch Copy Share Image
“Oberon’s been kidnapped along with one of the werewolves, and that’s why we’re all so upset. We’ll talk more tomorrow, and I… — Kevin Hearne Druid Copy Share Image
“Where are we going? I don't know yet. Anyplace is good, so long as there's sausage and bitches.” — Kevin Hearne Humor Copy Share Image
“Helgarson won’t tell me, but it must have been bad. His fangs pop out if you just say ‘Thor’ aloud, and he… — Kevin Hearne Thor Copy Share Image
“but greatness is in the act of creation and not necessarily in the finished product. Creating is the yin to the yang… — Kevin Hearne Beauty Copy Share Image
Well o' course she's feelin' dandy! She's the mother o' God for the love o' Pete! — Kevin Hearne Love Copy Share Image
“What are you so pleased about?" "I only drink a little at a time, like half a cup ever four or five… — Kevin Hearne Time Copy Share Image
“Are you going to kick somebody’s ass? I don’t know. Maybe. Well, I’m not going to worry. I’ve watched you spar with… — Kevin Hearne Art Copy Share Image
Before he (Francis Bacon) came along, people conducted all their arguments through a series of logical fallacies or simply shouting louder than… — Kevin Hearne Argument Copy Share Image
“Out of the steam and the foam and the froth, a man in white with poor eyesight will craft a liquid paradox,… — Kevin Hearne Poor eyesight Copy Share Image
“Strange how we unconsciously steer ourselves into new spectacular mistakes while trying to avoid repeating our past failures.” — Kevin Hearne Failure Copy Share Image
“First, we need to get a buttload of nails.” “A buttload? How much is that?” “Uh …” Granuaile rescued me with her superior… — Kevin Hearne Humor Copy Share Image
“You can be told that reading Victor Hugo will sap your will to live, but you can’t understand what that means until… — Kevin Hearne Ur Eyes Copy Share Image
“The function of assholes in the world, just like the asshole we all have, is to spread shit around.” — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
“...Brain death didn't allow one time to heal, and the brain was the warehouse for the spirit. Punch a hole in that… — Kevin Hearne Death Copy Share Image
But now that she was my apprentice, every such thought caused a guilty twitch in my neck, as if someone had dropped… — Kevin Hearne Ferrets Copy Share Image
“But this is going to be difficult enough without running my words through a filter of illiteracy.” — Kevin Hearne Language Copy Share Image
“Out, out, thou strumpet Fortune!" I cried with all the venom of Charlton Heston. Oberon asked. "It's a Shakespearean word for whore." <"Cool word! It rhymes with trumpet. And pump it. Why didn't the Black Eyed Peas use it in their song? Aren't rappers always looking for cool new rhymes? They should kick it old school with the Bard.>” — Kevin Hearne Black eyed peas Copy Share Image
She didn't go all fangirl on anyone, but I suspect that's only because none of them bore the slightest resemblance to Nathan… — Kevin Hearne Bores Copy Share Image
“The key to faking deaths is a fine appreciation of arterial spray patterns. I have found that blood bags work very well… — Kevin Hearne Death Copy Share Image
