“come humans, fulfill your evolutionary purpose adn build your hound a fire." Oberon” — Kevin Hearne Dog-sense Copy Share Image
“Missing people in our lives are like wounds we reopen with thoughts.” — Kevin Hearne Missing people Copy Share Image
“That’s what a skinwalker is: a mean asshole with a meaner spirit squatting inside.” Oberon said. ” — Kevin Hearne Atticus-finch Copy Share Image
“Oberon:"She's a very clever girl, the kind you dont' take home to Ogma.” — Kevin Hearne Clever Copy Share Image
“Leif stared at me, utterly still, the way only vampires and pet rocks can manage.” — Kevin Hearne Humor Copy Share Image
Lie down and offer your throat. No, wait, that's how dogs submit. I know! Offer her you're wallet!" Oberon — Kevin Hearne Dog Copy Share Image
its difficult to dislike a man who takes pleasure in giving away free beer. — Kevin Hearne Beer Copy Share Image
I yawned and stretched luxuriously in the morning. I make noises when I stretch because it feels ten times better than stretching… — Kevin Hearne Feels Copy Share Image
“You know how people are always threatenin' to shove this or that up someone's ass, but they never really do it? Well,… — Kevin Hearne Fallen angel Copy Share Image
“Helgarson won’t tell me, but it must have been bad. His fangs pop out if you just say ‘Thor’ aloud, and he… — Kevin Hearne Fangs Copy Share Image
It’s best not to experiment on yourself. Bacon practically froze himself to death in one of his experiments and died of pneumonia.”… — Kevin Hearne Death Copy Share Image
“That’s it,” Flanagan said, his thick hands gripping the bar and his eyes wide. “I’m getting back on the wagon and I’m… — Kevin Hearne Humor Copy Share Image
“I think life is like a ham bone if you live it right. You enjoy it and then you bury it when… — Kevin Hearne Life Copy Share Image
“Out, out, thou strumpet Fortune!" I cried with all the venom of Charlton Heston. Oberon asked. "It's a Shakespearean word for whore." ” — kevin hearne Atticus Copy Share Image
“Cool. Can we watch one last movie first?" "All right, buddy. What'll it be?" "I think The Boondock Saints, because the Irish… — Kevin Hearne Film Copy Share Image
“Usually I try to suppress any emotions that savor of regret, because they are invariably aperitifs to a main course of depression,… — Kevin Hearne Depression Copy Share Image
“No, they're contemporary witch hunters, based in Russia." The crease deepened. "Hold on a moment. They sound like assholes?" I blinked, uncertain… — Kevin Hearne Like Assholes Copy Share Image
As any war veteran will tell you, there is a vast difference between preparing for battle and actually facing battle for the… — Kevin Hearne Battle Copy Share Image
Malina looked incredulous. "Are you anything more than a Druid?" "Of course I am. I own this shop and I play a… — Kevin Hearne Accents Copy Share Image
“It quickly became a tracking operation, though. My chariot could not keep up with his truck. By the time I caught up… — Kevin Hearne Druid Copy Share Image
“It's a coffee place. You can't just automatically classify anything that isn't a steak house as vegetarian. Yes, I can. This is… — Kevin Hearne Food Copy Share Image
Aw, no. You’re taking us to that vegetarian place, aren’t you? It’s a coffee place. You can’t just automatically classify anything that… — Kevin Hearne America Copy Share Image
“That wasn't so bad. She said, dabbing at her mouth with a napkin. What was it? That was a Rocky Mountain oyster,… — Kevin Hearne Kitchen Copy Share Image
“...underneath their human guises, they looked like the typical faery - that is, no wings, scantily clad and kind of man-pretty like… — Kevin Hearne Druid Copy Share Image
“How can I be assured the apple you bring me is Idunn's? Well, it'll be golden, for one thing, and after you… — Kevin Hearne Atticus Copy Share Image
“In the pattern of the curdling cheese she divined the future, the complex patterns revealing truth to her far more clearly than… — Kevin Hearne Time Copy Share Image
“the universe is exactly the size that your soul can encompass. Some people live in extremely small worlds, and some live in… — Kevin Hearne Infinite Copy Share Image
“It sounds like these guys would be filed under Assholes Who Do Evil Shit in My Name.” “Jesus. I mean, wow. That’s… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
“I think he got your goat, Atticus! And I've been meaning to ask you about the expression. When people get your goat,… — Kevin Hearne Goat Copy Share Image
She didn't go all fangirl on anyone, but I suspect that's only because none of them bore the slightest resemblance to Nathan… — Kevin Hearne Bores Copy Share Image
“Two days ago she watched me kill someone, and she offered me her backyard as a place to hide the body.” “Truly?”… — Kevin Hearne Fine Woman Copy Share Image
“Failure is rarely a conscious decision and it’s often out of our control, determined by things like physics and circumstance and other… — Kevin Hearne Failure Copy Share Image
I tend to vacillate between belief systems. Right now I'm kind of checking out the whole buffet, you know, and maybe in… — Kevin Hearne Belief Copy Share Image
“ You're tell me those are gnomes pretending to be dwarfs pretending to be elves? Are you trying to play Six Degrees… — Kevin Hearne Elves Copy Share Image
“Oberon "Holy revelations Druidman! She's on to us!" Atticus "Gods below, I think you're right! Quick, to the Geekmobile!” — Kevin Hearne Batman-inuendos-humor Copy Share Image
“When in doubt, know your way out, I always say.” “I thought you always said, ‘When in doubt, blame the dark elves.’ ”… — Kevin Hearne Doubt Copy Share Image
“When a fight comes at ye, it’s not going to ask if you’re in shape for it! Ye have to be ready… — Kevin Hearne Fight Copy Share Image
I can't spend too much time in the forests because I invariably leave traces-ridiculously happy trees, basically, since I'm the last Druid… — Kevin Hearne Druid Copy Share Image
“You can be told that reading Victor Hugo will sap your will to live, but you can’t understand what that means until… — Kevin Hearne Hugo Copy Share Image
Ye know what me Sean used to say, God rest his soul? He said, 'A friend will help ye move, Katie, but… — Kevin Hearne Body Copy Share Image
