Yes and I appreciate it. But this is going to be difficult enough without running my words through a filter of illiteracy. — Kevin Hearne Appreciate Copy Share Image
“What Sherlock does is train his mind to remember details, access them as needed, and then spy the hidden pattern in them.… — Kevin Hearne Psychology Copy Share Image
“You're trying to be cool now , Leif? Seriously?" "I am the shit, home slice, straight up," he replied. "No. I mean,… — Kevin Hearne Dinner party Copy Share Image
“Turns out that when you kill a god, people want to talk to you. Paranormal insurance salesmen with special "godslayer" term life… — Kevin Hearne Humor Copy Share Image
“At that point Daddy took them to a cemetery and said, “Here, kids—what you need is a nice corpse snack. Clotted blood!… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
I'm not a proper anything. Majoring in philosophy kind of turns positive assertions into maybes. — Kevin Hearne Kind Copy Share Image
-“Say no more,” Leif interrupted. “I understand. I will simply have to kill them all myself.” -"There he goes again. I’m telling… — Kevin Hearne Boxes Copy Share Image
My mouth gaped and I think I might have whimpered. The Norns had obliterated him completely—a creature they’d known for centuries—because of… — Kevin Hearne Century Copy Share Image
“That would be me,” I said. “Good afternoon, gentlemen. Is this a joke?” “I beg your pardon?” the older fellow inquired politely,… — Kevin Hearne First time Copy Share Image
Oh, I know. They’re dwarfs pretending to be elves. No, they’re not dwarfs either. Okay, okay, they’re “little people,” I’m sorry! Can’t… — Kevin Hearne Believe Copy Share Image
“It's not polite to ask if a man has a big salami in his pants, okay?” — Kevin Hearne Dirty talk Copy Share Image
Hey Atticus, do me a quick favour before we go? its easy. Sure. What is it? Hold Granuailes staff for just a… — Kevin Hearne Easy Copy Share Image
“This guy is an epic douche. Kick his shiny ass, Atticus, Oberon said. I compartmentalized his comment and resolved to enjoy it… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
“When there's blood involved, you always use every advantage you have to make sure it's theirs that spills and not yours. If… — Kevin Hearne Death Copy Share Image
“this guy is pretty slick, Atticus. What else do you think he has in his pockets? Maybe a thick salami for me?>… — Kevin Hearne Good thing Copy Share Image
Let me tell you, people go on and on about what a great idea electricity was, but I'm going to put toilet… — Kevin Hearne Electricity Copy Share Image
“should be going in there with a thousand naked warriors who fight like wet cats with dodgy bowels.” — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
“Silly cop, I don't need your help; I have a werewolf on retainer.” — Kevin Hearne Humor Copy Share Image
... we banked around until we found a rainbow in the dark. It was on this occasion that I discovered that Granuaile… — Kevin Hearne Bridges Copy Share Image
“But in doing so—moving forward, in Greta’s mind—he’s still dealing with the past. It’s always strung out behind us, innit, attached to… — Kevin Hearne Time Copy Share Image
“And there were carved hearts in the trunks of trees with the initials of couples who felt there was no more romantic… — Kevin Hearne Funny quotes Copy Share Image
“The color palette is confined to that of a Gustave Dore' engraving, greys and blacks, and subtle shadings of these rendered in… — Kevin Hearne Color Copy Share Image
