Dog-sense Quote by Kevin Hearne Download Open image ““come humans, fulfill your evolutionary purpose adn build your hound a fire." Oberon”” — Kevin Hearne ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.5 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Dog-sense Humor Sarcasm
The royal hound's belly demands rubbing. Step lively, humans, neglect me not." ~Oberon — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
“The reason or dog's evolution could be to guide humans to their higher purpose.” — Kristen Von Kreisler Copy Share Image
“Oberon "Did Middle English hounds bark with an extra syllable on the end? like 'woofe'?” — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
“An ancient predator walks amongst us. He is neither man nor animal. He is the by passer of evolution, a blight on creationism, and… — Robert G. Moons Copy Share Image
“In the aether I appear in fiery forms, And in the aer I sit in a silvery chariot; earth reigns in my black brood… — Porphyry Copy Share Image
“never thought I'd see a jaguar brought to its knees by rhino shit." Oberon” — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
You will respect my authori-tah!' Oberon said, in a passable imitation of Eric Cartman. I reminded him that I needed to concentrate. Sometimes dogs… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
“How could such a powerful animal possess so generous a temperament as to carry man obediently and thoughtfully through the ages” — Shania Twain Copy Share Image
“Give me leave, lord, and I will be the best of your hounds – but if a dog be driven out, he will become… — Poul Anderson Copy Share Image
“I saw Oberon charge into the fray on a huge black warhorse, glamour swirling around him, and sweep a hand toward the thickest of… — Julie Kagawa Copy Share Image
“For him the tragedy of Homo sapiens is that the least fit to survive breed the most.” — John Fowles Copy Share Image
“Like many silly codes of bravery and manliness, the meat of my father’s instruction on how to die well can be distilled to a… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
“Hence the reason I encourage you to believe what you wish. The heaven of teh Pastafarians is supposed to have beer volcanoes, which sounds… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
Awesome! I'd just bullied Jesus into doing a shot with me. Nobody would ever believe it, but I didn't care. We ordered the insanely… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
“I thought for the longest time that chicken-fried steak was steak that had been fried by specially trained chickens,” — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
When he said to give him the sword, I don’t think he meant for you to stick it in his guts. — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
“No. See, when you throw up you're vomiting, but when you throw down you're starting a fight, as in throwing down the gauntlet." "Ohhhh,"… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
“The grin on his face wasn’t the affable, friendly sort; instead, it was the sociopathic rictus of the irretrievably, bug-fuckeringly insane” — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
“What sealed the deal for me was that the cloak wouldn't come off without a generous donation of my tears. Those used to be… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
“never thought I'd see a jaguar brought to its knees by rhino shit." Oberon” — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
“When they are away, you will often look for the baby doll, but it is not always there, where it is supposed to be,… — Terry Bain Copy Share Image
“Oberon:"She's a very clever girl, the kind you dont' take home to Ogma.” — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
“this is weird, I feel like I should be telling you a story right now." Oberon” — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
“I think every creature near enough to hear that just pooped" Oberon said, "And then it went into hiding. Hunting tip number one:Stay Silent.” — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
