Dog-sense Quote by Kevin Hearne Download Open image ““never thought I'd see a jaguar brought to its knees by rhino shit." Oberon”” — Kevin Hearne ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.6 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Dog-sense
“Maybe you should release me now and change back to your jaguar form." "Why?" "You're naked." "They'll have brought me clothes. If not, who… — Nalini Singh Copy Share Image
“I think every creature near enough to hear that just pooped" Oberon said, "And then it went into hiding. Hunting tip number one:Stay Silent.” — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
“come humans, fulfill your evolutionary purpose adn build your hound a fire." Oberon” — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
“Like the gazelle who doesn't know the rustle in the grass is a leopard, we didn't know what hit us until it was too… — Joseph Sebarenzi Copy Share Image
“I would have chosen any other than this for my prison. A rhinoceros is as ugly as a human being, and it too is… — Peter S. Beagle Copy Share Image
“He had the look of a gazelle or an impala, one of those boring beige animals with large, round eyes on the side of… — Gail Honeyman Copy Share Image
“The leopards call me their Nimir-Ra, leopard queen. Me and Tarzan, huh? I” — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share
“Like many silly codes of bravery and manliness, the meat of my father’s instruction on how to die well can be distilled to a… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
“Hence the reason I encourage you to believe what you wish. The heaven of teh Pastafarians is supposed to have beer volcanoes, which sounds… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
Awesome! I'd just bullied Jesus into doing a shot with me. Nobody would ever believe it, but I didn't care. We ordered the insanely… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
“I thought for the longest time that chicken-fried steak was steak that had been fried by specially trained chickens,” — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
When he said to give him the sword, I don’t think he meant for you to stick it in his guts. — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
“No. See, when you throw up you're vomiting, but when you throw down you're starting a fight, as in throwing down the gauntlet." "Ohhhh,"… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
“The grin on his face wasn’t the affable, friendly sort; instead, it was the sociopathic rictus of the irretrievably, bug-fuckeringly insane” — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
“What sealed the deal for me was that the cloak wouldn't come off without a generous donation of my tears. Those used to be… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
“come humans, fulfill your evolutionary purpose adn build your hound a fire." Oberon” — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
“When they are away, you will often look for the baby doll, but it is not always there, where it is supposed to be, where you left it. Sometimes The Baby moves it, or she takes it with her, and you have to settle for some other toy. You bring it into the living room and set it between your… — Terry Bain Copy Share
“Oberon:"She's a very clever girl, the kind you dont' take home to Ogma.” — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
“this is weird, I feel like I should be telling you a story right now." Oberon” — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
“I think every creature near enough to hear that just pooped" Oberon said, "And then it went into hiding. Hunting tip number one:Stay Silent.” — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
