Dog-sense Quote by Kevin Hearne Download Open image ““this is weird, I feel like I should be telling you a story right now." Oberon”” — Kevin Hearne ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.9 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Dog-sense Inside jokes Right now
“My Oberon, what visions have I seen! Methought I was enamored of an ass.” — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
“Oberon:"She's a very clever girl, the kind you dont' take home to Ogma.” — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
“plot is not the story, but an Ariadne's thread you follow through a labyrinth of scenes.” — David Morley Copy Share Image
“Tell you a story? Or I could just, like, pass out And twitch on the couch THIS” — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
“There are some stories that you don't tell aloud, that you make up and tell silently to yourself.” — Susan Fletcher Copy Share Image
“It’s hard to tell sometimes if Etheny’s stories are true, as you will see, so I will lay down the story as she told… — Skeleton Cat E L Parfitt Copy Share Image
“Tell a captivating story so smoothly the reader never notices the details.” — Sandra Ruttan Copy Share Image
“Like many silly codes of bravery and manliness, the meat of my father’s instruction on how to die well can be distilled to a… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
“Hence the reason I encourage you to believe what you wish. The heaven of teh Pastafarians is supposed to have beer volcanoes, which sounds… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
Awesome! I'd just bullied Jesus into doing a shot with me. Nobody would ever believe it, but I didn't care. We ordered the insanely… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
“I thought for the longest time that chicken-fried steak was steak that had been fried by specially trained chickens,” — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
When he said to give him the sword, I don’t think he meant for you to stick it in his guts. — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
“No. See, when you throw up you're vomiting, but when you throw down you're starting a fight, as in throwing down the gauntlet." "Ohhhh,"… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
“The grin on his face wasn’t the affable, friendly sort; instead, it was the sociopathic rictus of the irretrievably, bug-fuckeringly insane” — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
“What sealed the deal for me was that the cloak wouldn't come off without a generous donation of my tears. Those used to be… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
“come humans, fulfill your evolutionary purpose adn build your hound a fire." Oberon” — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
“never thought I'd see a jaguar brought to its knees by rhino shit." Oberon” — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
“When they are away, you will often look for the baby doll, but it is not always there, where it is supposed to be,… — Terry Bain Copy Share Image
“Oberon:"She's a very clever girl, the kind you dont' take home to Ogma.” — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
“I think every creature near enough to hear that just pooped" Oberon said, "And then it went into hiding. Hunting tip number one:Stay Silent.” — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
