Druid log July 15: Dark elves are not only quick and efficient killers, but creative and pyrotechnically inclined ones. — Kevin Hearne Creative Copy Share Image
“Atticus:"I found it difficult not to grin like a geek at a Trekkie convention.” — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
Tell her I am Peace Dawg but I think her cats are closely allied with The Man. I'm going to stick it… — Kevin Hearne Cat Copy Share Image
“If it pleases me, then it is good and I want more; If it displeases me, then it must be destroyed as… — Kevin Hearne Death Copy Share Image
“The garden of sarcasm is watered with impatience, and mine chose that moment to bloom.” — Kevin Hearne Gardening Copy Share Image
I had an ASU student looking for it in my shop last week, and he defined the Bacchants for me as 'those… — Kevin Hearne Bats Copy Share Image
“There is heroism to be found in great battles, it is true; warriors with stable knees who fight and know that they… — Kevin Hearne Common man Copy Share Image
“Hopefully next time I won't be recovering from an assassination attempt, and then I'll do better.” — Kevin Hearne Atticus Copy Share Image
“No, they're contemporary witch hunters, based in Russia." The crease deepened. "Hold on a moment. They sound like assholes?" I blinked, uncertain… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
She thinks petting me is an honor. This is an unexpected position to take for a goddess of slaughter, but I applaud… — Kevin Hearne Conventions Copy Share Image
She's kind of like a Mary Poppins just before she turns to the dark side of the Force," Oberon said. He was… — Kevin Hearne Behinds Copy Share Image
Anyone who's ever tried to tangle with a teddy bear cholla knows there's a whole lot more bear than teddy to it. — Kevin Hearne Bears Copy Share Image
You will respect my authori-tah!' Oberon said, in a passable imitation of Eric Cartman. I reminded him that I needed to concentrate.… — Kevin Hearne Dog Copy Share Image
“Their numbers swell like viruses until they madden someone with a large army.” — Kevin Hearne Atticus Copy Share Image
“I hope that if I ever travel two thousand years into the future, there will still be bacon.” — Kevin Hearne Thousand years Copy Share Image
“Careful with that ego, you could knock somebody over." Atticus” — Kevin Hearne Druid-sense Copy Share Image
“I see. And who is this author?” “Neil Fucking Gaiman.” “His second name is Fucking?” “No, Leif, that’s the honorary second name… — Kevin Hearne Books Copy Share Image
“You killed my father,” he snorted in a basso profundo rumble. “Prepare to die!” “Inigo Montoya? Is that you?” — Kevin Hearne Parenting Copy Share Image
I suspect that many of us, if given the chance to make one person in our lives love us more, would have… — Kevin Hearne Affection Copy Share Image
“I come to dungeon for good time—which maybe is problem, I admit—but I get bad time instead.” — Kevin Hearne Bad time Copy Share Image
“There were times when I was blown away by the virgin beauty of the land. Kind of like that guy who lost… — Kevin Hearne Beauty Copy Share Image
He will spit you and roast you with rosemary, and we will all sample your flesh tonight. Tomorrow you will be shat… — Kevin Hearne Diplomacy Copy Share Image
“Atticus, I think we're being stalked by the ghost of Alfred Hitchcock. First it was a Vulture adn now two giant ravens… — Kevin Hearne Alfred hitchcock Copy Share Image
