“this is weird, I feel like I should be telling you a story right now." Oberon” — Kevin Hearne Dog-sense Copy Share Image
Druid log July 15: Dark elves are not only quick and efficient killers, but creative and pyrotechnically inclined ones. — Kevin Hearne Creative Copy Share Image
Well o' course she's feelin' dandy! She's the mother o' God for the love o' Pete! — Kevin Hearne Love Copy Share Image
“There's a reason Bath & Body Works doesn't have a line of products called Huge Fucking Squirrel.” — Kevin Hearne Body work Copy Share Image
I had privately changed 'This, too, shall pass' into 'You, too, shall die'. — Kevin Hearne Changed Copy Share Image
“[T]he pain was unspeakable, worse than reading the collected works of Edith Wharton.” — Kevin Hearne Humor Copy Share Image
“I come to dungeon for good time—which maybe is problem, I admit—but I get bad time instead.” — Kevin Hearne Bad time Copy Share Image
“His moral compass always points to himself; he is his own true north.” — Kevin Hearne Compass Copy Share Image
“...Brain death didn't allow one time to heal, and the brain was the warehouse for the spirit. Punch a hole in that… — Kevin Hearne Death Copy Share Image
She thinks petting me is an honor. This is an unexpected position to take for a goddess of slaughter, but I applaud… — Kevin Hearne Conventions Copy Share Image
“Strange how we unconsciously steer ourselves into new spectacular mistakes while trying to avoid repeating our past failures.” — Kevin Hearne Failure Copy Share Image
“He didn’t spend time on niceties like saying hello. He answered the phone with, “Have you changed your mind about Thor?” “Um… — Kevin Hearne End time Copy Share Image
Wisdom eludes me yet, but foolishness I captured long ago and to this day it is my constant companion, though many people… — Kevin Hearne Companion Copy Share Image
“[...] we are on the payrolls of two dozen different companies as consultants, but we do absolutely nothing for our paychecks, just… — Kevin Hearne Humor Copy Share Image
That’s what a skinwalker is: a mean asshole with a meaner spirit squatting inside.” "I’ve run into some of those at the… — Kevin Hearne Animal Copy Share Image
“What I'd truly been avoiding was love, the strongest binding there is, and the pain that scrapes at your insides when the… — Kevin Hearne Love Copy Share Image
Flidais clapped her hands in delight. "Oh, I bet he nearly shat kine!" That made me laugh - I hadn't heard that… — Kevin Hearne Clans Copy Share Image
No, she knows you're here. She can see through the camouflage. But I think she's hiding something from me, and I'm waiting… — Kevin Hearne Camouflage Copy Share Image
“There were times when I was blown away by the virgin beauty of the land. Kind of like that guy who lost… — Kevin Hearne Beauty Copy Share Image
“No. See, when you throw up you're vomiting, but when you throw down you're starting a fight, as in throwing down the… — Kevin Hearne Fighting Copy Share Image
“I am often reminded how a small fire underneath a vast sky can bind people together like nothing else. For all that… — Kevin Hearne Circumstance Copy Share Image
“It's all Irish politics." Hal looked at me sharply and shook a finger in my face. "That's bloody dangerous, getting involved in… — Kevin Hearne Politics Copy Share Image
“I'd have to ask Oberon to leave him a present on his front doorstep. He'd do it camouflaged too, so that even… — Kevin Hearne Front door Copy Share Image
“I think this man might actually possess supernatural powers. He makes people lose their minds and I’m sure some of them do… — Kevin Hearne Humor Copy Share Image
“You killed my father,” he snorted in a basso profundo rumble. “Prepare to die!” “Inigo Montoya? Is that you?” — Kevin Hearne Parenting Copy Share Image
“In Battle, as in charity, it is better to give than to receive.” — Kevin Hearne Battle Copy Share Image
“It's not polite to ask if a man has a big salami in his pants, okay?” — Kevin Hearne Dirty talk Copy Share Image
“Where are we going? I don't know yet. Anyplace is good, so long as there's sausage and bitches.” — Kevin Hearne Going Copy Share Image
“never thought I'd see a jaguar brought to its knees by rhino shit." Oberon” — Kevin Hearne Dog-sense Copy Share Image
“It's not like the Middle Ages, when you had the Church and the aristocracy keeping everything nice and stagnant.” — Kevin Hearne Aristocracy Copy Share Image
“should be going in there with a thousand naked warriors who fight like wet cats with dodgy bowels.” — Kevin Hearne Fight Copy Share Image
You don't need to say any special incantation or sacrifice a stray cat or something first? — Kevin Hearne Cat Copy Share Image
“I just starred at him like he was trying to sell me the Sham-wow and the Slapchop for only $19.99” — Kevin Hearne Trying Sell Copy Share Image
“Atticus:"I found it difficult not to grin like a geek at a Trekkie convention.” — Kevin Hearne Like Geek Copy Share Image
“ Hordes, not whores. He had both, though, now that you mention it. You have no idea.” — Kevin Hearne Hordes Copy Share Image
“Atticus "three kinds of cat shit, Oberon." Oberon "and an arrogant family of squirrels.” — Kevin Hearne Alliteration Copy Share Image
“The garden of sarcasm is watered with impatience, and mine chose that moment to bloom.” — Kevin Hearne Gardening Copy Share Image
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