Trying Sell Quote by Kevin Hearne

“WHAT THE HELL WAS I DOING?! Oh, right.$1500." From "Clown Porn" in "Broken Headbone”

— Ginny McMath

“He always called me “Champ” and mussed my hair, a habit that suggested that the sum of his experience with children had come from…

— Jonathan Janz

“If you're gonna buy me a present, don't spend more than twenty five bucks, you'll get a blowjob anyway.”

— Gerard Way

“What do you think your valuation is right now?" Mark asked as they both sat uncomfortably across from and below him, peering up at…

— Nick Bilton

“I got to my feet and brushed sand off the seat of my pants. 'How about you sell me the 'Stang for thirty dollars?…

— Becca Fitzpatrick

“This man could say anything in the world to me and he’d still be the one shame-buying Dan Brown.”

— Caroline Kepnes

“Why’d you call, boy? What did you want from me?" "The company of a friend, I think." "Always a cheap treat.”

— James Sallis

Hey!" I exclaimed, seeing the total. "They're charging me retail. Glenn!" I complained. "They can't do that." I shook it at him. "I shouldn't…

— Kim Harrison

“Ed Lim had gone to four different toy stores searching... he would have bought it for his daughter, whatever the price.”

— Celeste Ng

“Has it ever happened, you’ve seen a striking film, beautifully written and acted and photographed, that you walk out of the theater glad to…

— Richard Bach

“When I came in this morning, I'd had a plan. I was going to walk in there, throw that receipt in his pretty little…

— Christina Lauren

“You just cost him something he didn't want to lose.”

— Nora Sakavic