Dirty talk Quote by Kevin Hearne Download Open image ““It's not polite to ask if a man has a big salami in his pants, okay?”” — Kevin Hearne ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.9 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Dirty talk Humorous
“Big. Thick. Meaty. It looked like it belonged in a meat market, not in a man’s pants.” — Sable Sylvan Copy Share Image
“I was surprised he could do any amount of labor wearing the pants he had on. I don’t understand skinny jeans for men. Who… — C.J. Roberts Copy Share Image
“How many times have I told you? Polite persons do not take supper in the nude.” — Ransom Riggs Copy Share Image
“How about Oversized Dickhead?” He shrugged. “Didn’t hear you complaining about my oversized—” She shot to her feet, jostling the table. “Can I speak… — Tessa Bailey Copy Share Image
“Uh huh. Oh, except for my underwear. They’re a little tight. I think my butt is getting bigger too.” “More for me to squeeze.”… — Nina Lane Copy Share Image
“I really wish I could confirm to him that you do in fact have a penis. A very big and pretty penis,” Blaire whispered.… — Abbi Glines Copy Share Image
“An hour later, a nameless, cold-faced man returned with a tray of fresh pasta, warm bread, and a few bags of brand new comfort… — Mimi Jean Pamfiloff Copy Share Image
“He had no bag, which was strange. But overall it was vaguely reassuring to have such a man on board, especially after he had… — Lee Child Copy Share Image
“Like many silly codes of bravery and manliness, the meat of my father’s instruction on how to die well can be distilled to a… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
“Hence the reason I encourage you to believe what you wish. The heaven of teh Pastafarians is supposed to have beer volcanoes, which sounds… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
Awesome! I'd just bullied Jesus into doing a shot with me. Nobody would ever believe it, but I didn't care. We ordered the insanely… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
“I thought for the longest time that chicken-fried steak was steak that had been fried by specially trained chickens,” — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
When he said to give him the sword, I don’t think he meant for you to stick it in his guts. — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
“No. See, when you throw up you're vomiting, but when you throw down you're starting a fight, as in throwing down the gauntlet." "Ohhhh,"… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
“The grin on his face wasn’t the affable, friendly sort; instead, it was the sociopathic rictus of the irretrievably, bug-fuckeringly insane” — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
“What sealed the deal for me was that the cloak wouldn't come off without a generous donation of my tears. Those used to be… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
“Are you fucking kidding me? How do you get this wet? Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ. I don’t even…ohhhhh God. It’s all over your legs.… — Charlotte Stein Copy Share Image
Been around the world, dont speak the language But your booty dont need explaining All I really need to understand is when you,you talk… — Jason Derulo Copy Share Image
It's never been integral to the story that I take my clothes off. I've always had clauses in my contracts saying no nudity and… — Sarah Jessica Parker Copy Share Image
He stops rocking the cage. "Oh, come on, Callie. It won't be fun if we don't rock it. In fact, the more we rock… — Jessica Sorensen Copy Share Image
In this time of recession, it is the time for invention. Did you know both the telephone and the automobile were invented during recessions?… — Eugene Mirman Copy Share Image
“He’s looking into my eyes, seeing how far he can go with his dirty talk. To find where I draw the line. Do I… — Brill Harper Copy Share Image
“Letting me know your email address. Big step. Sure you're ready for that kind of commitment?" "I'm pretty sure I want you to shut… — S.E. Jakes Copy Share Image
I know a lot of people have a hard time talking dirty - they dont know what to say, how to start, or when… — Olivia Munn Copy Share Image
“Putting his mouth close to her ear, he said, “I’m going to ride you raw, baby, but you won’t care. It’s going to feel… — Rhyannon Byrd Copy Share Image
“Yeah, you like that? You like it when Big Papa gives you his hot and juicy wiener?” I pant, my hips hammering against her.… — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
“He laughed, a big, open-mouthed laugh that made her think of words beginning with the letter O.” — Kerrigan Bane Copy Share Image
Come here and take off your clothes and with them every single worry you have ever carried. My fingertips on your back will be… — Tyler Knott Gregson Copy Share Image
