Funny Quote by Mimi Jean Pamfiloff

“Well, pardon me for not knowing about the thermal-only panty rule,” I said, smirking as he dipped his head to nuzzle one of the…

— Molly Harper

“When the panties drop, dear God, girl, make sure you unhook at least one ankle or when he gets to that epic moment where…

— C.M. Stunich

“What is it? What is it?!” I began dumping clothes out of the dresser drawers, snatching them on as quickly as I could before…

— Amelia C. Gormley

“I dressed in my bedroom, tugging on a pair of jeans, T-shirt, and heavy brown sweater that I’d picked up at a thrift store…

— Devon Monk

“Fifty years ago, people went without clothes in order to eat. Today, people gladly go without food in order to buy clothes. And they…

— Sinclair Dumontais

“There’s not a stitch of clothing on him…and I’m kind of bummed that I can’t see what his junk looks like. I’m only human,…

— Ruby Dixon

“Waiting for a hot pocket to cook we’d fuck and be satisfied, barefoot on new york city apartment linoleum. A satisfying hot pocket and…

— Darnell Lamont Walker

“I was with a six-foot-four, athletic, angsty young man dressed in casual linen pants and matching fawn-colored shirt. Under it was a skintight two-piece…

— Kim Harrison

“I would learn quickly after meeting this well dressed man, that no matter how bad your circumstance, it could always deteriorate, that Hell itself…

— Lily White

“It's a very strange nudist camp all round, really, as the men almost all seem to spend their time wearing boxer shorts, lest a…

— Dan Whitehead

“He was a man I came to respect. Not because he wore Ziploc bags for socks (he had sweaty feet), but because he also…

— Jarod Kintz

“I was fully prepared to be met by the Mr. Sexy that lives here. I thought I was, anyhow. What I wasn't prepared for…

— C.M. Owens